By CheeseyPotatoes - 11/04/2011 13:16 - United States

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Today, I wore a fake wedding ring on my left hand when buying a pregnancy test so the cashier at Walmart wouldn't think I'm a slut. FML
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Cupcaken 0

if you're old enough to be married, I doubt anyone would think you a **** just for having sex.

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geekemo92 0

You care what a cashier at Walmart thinks about you?

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RainbowHeadache 2

The cashier doesn't know you. Nor would she care. I threw two boxes up on counter when I thought I was pregnant, looked the cashier in the eye & paid for my pee sticks. Walk out like you own the place.

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RainbowHeadache 2

Up on *the* counter. Word omitted lol

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flickyourbic1223 7

Same here. I've even bought extra for my shy sister. good news: negative for me. Great news: my nephew is a year old, best $4 I ever spent on my sister. :D

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dt520 4

then wake up in the morning feelin like p diddy. the p is for pregnant

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anorexicbarbie 8

Gah it's people like you that annoy the hell out of me, ever heard of contraception? Why can't people take responsibility? What's so hard about taking a moment to think?!

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RainbowHeadache 2

You don't know that she didn't use contraceptives. I used them & I'm pregnant. Shit happens. Not saying she did use them but don't assume when you don't know. You hate people like her? You don't know her. You're acting exactly the same way she thinks the cashier will act.

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RainbowHeadache 2

I'm sorry, people "like her" annoy you. Not hate. But I still stand on the rest of my comment.

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RainbowHeadache 2

Yes but the house cleaning is different. You're most likely bringing people you know over. That cashier will probably never remember her or care about her tests enough to say anything. If she did, she probably wouldn't have a job.

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josey_wales 0

I understand that, but you didn't say anything about the clothes. No biggie, just sayin, you only get dressed nice, put on makeup, or fix your hair if your goin to see people you know? I mean, why should u care if u don't know them, right? Her level of caring/shyness/awkwardness is higher than some, sure. And lower than some others.

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RainbowHeadache 2

Nah I only get dressed up when I feel like it. Otherwise I wear sweats/shorts and t shirts. OP just needs to loosen up. It's not a big deal. Babies happen and that cashier doesn't know she doesn't have a boyfriend or if she planned this because they're getting married or something. People stereotype, and those that do, their opinions shouldn't matter to her. No matter what they'll think what they want anyways.

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SteelCladAngel 0

I got pregnant using the pill And a condom I knew a girl in school who got pregnant while on the pill my mom knew a woman who got pregnant with TRIPLETS while on the pill my husband works with a man whose wife got uterine cancer and she just had a healthy baby my mother in law had one third o one ovary, her doctor said she would never have kids...she had two. babies happen....

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anorexicbarbie 8

I called her irresponsible, not a ****. So how does that make me like the cashier? There's a difference you know.

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RainbowHeadache 2

***** are normally irresponsible lol My exs mom had two kids after she got her tubes tied and was on bcontrol.

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5t3ff1k4h 44

171 - You're being incredibly judgmental, just like the cashier was assumed to be.

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SpicyDuck 22

Who says she wasn't trying for a baby? And at least she's doing something about it. She could have paid no attention to the consequences of her sex life. Now she'll know and now she'll be able to /make her own decision/ with what she plans to do if she is pregnant.

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valalvax 13

by your definition, you're a ****, just sayin

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mrjude 3

Meh, what the hell are you worried about? Who cares what some random cashier thinks of you? You don't know her, and she is a cashier at a pharmacy... She is nobody to you.

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perdix 29

You're worried about being considered slutty by Wal-Mart standards? You must be looser than creamed corn! Yes, ladies and gentlemen, you just saw the word "looser" used correctly and not just the common misspelling of "loser."

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VaBeach182 0

Blahahahahahahaha

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NCR 0

There are plenty of different reasons to prevent this. 1. the pill 2. condom 3. not being a *****

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derecteevee 1

a clever ****? not too many of those layin around

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