By Anonymous - 18/05/2012 19:19 - United States - Paterson

Today, I went to the water park with my boyfriend. A swimsuit was required to go on the rides. My bikini straps somehow got torn off and I had nothing else with me. My boyfriend said, "Hell, just wear my spare shorts. You could pass as a guy with your chest". FML
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imseksie 0

What the hell. Do me a favor and tell him that at least your breasts are bigger than his balls!

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SkoomaKi 27

Your best possible response: "I'll take your shorts, it's not like they're covering anything".

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Angelrose2004 17

If it makes you feel any better, my fiancé has bigger boobs than me. I'm quite jealous!

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Angelrose2004 17

Well crap! I missed out on my once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to create my very own fml. FML

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gonad_gobbler 1

You said "a swimsuit was required to go on the rides." You, you planning on riding the rides naked until someone said something?

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white16sox 19

Nope she meant wearing a gorilla outfit.

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annagilbert 6

I was thinking the same thing... girls these days, smh.

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thatoneguy79 10

I prefer to wear my swim suit over my gorilla suit; don't want people getting upset over a naked gorilla.

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I_Punch_Babies 7

YDI for not thinking to bring a spare swimsuit. at least your fiancee thought to bring extra shorts in case something happened to his.

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mckibben 7

Haha oh. They can be viscous little ones. Cute then deadly.

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Fasterkill 6

Yes, because that's how everyone thinks when they make a trip to a water park. "Did you remember to bring a spare bathing suit? You know, just in case the other happens to get savagely ripped off in a slide accident." I don't know about the rest of you hooligans, but I only have one bikini.

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I_Punch_Babies 7

slide accidents arent the only thing that can happen to a bathing suit. one can also have a shart or a sudden onset of explosive diahhrea or being visited by aunt flo while on a water slide. these are just some of many things that can happen. but then again ive seen some girls that can get away with not having a bathing suit at all but only if they are at a nude beach or have a flat chest and a full on hair diaper.

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Snafuusmc 12

Kinda messed up but then again it's either go on the ride or not.

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Roflsauruz 12

Pretty sure you can't go on the rides topless. And it wouldn't be any fun to have to hold her top together the whole time, either.

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reddudeover 2

54 - it would be fun for all the pervs watching. ;p

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sweetmama88 6

Tell him to take a walk ! And find another boyfriend that will appreciate your body for what it is .

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ICastillo 24

Hey big or small you have to love them all.

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courtneyschrader 0

That's just wrong I would slap him! (:

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perdix 29

Sounds like an FML for both of you. Your boyfriend must either be desperate, unattractive or poor, or you must have an absolutely magnificent ass.

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