By Anonymous - 18/05/2012 19:19 - United States - Paterson

Today, I went to the water park with my boyfriend. A swimsuit was required to go on the rides. My bikini straps somehow got torn off and I had nothing else with me. My boyfriend said, "Hell, just wear my spare shorts. You could pass as a guy with your chest". FML
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imseksie 0

What the hell. Do me a favor and tell him that at least your breasts are bigger than his balls!

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SkoomaKi 27

Your best possible response: "I'll take your shorts, it's not like they're covering anything".

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SkoomaKi 27

Your best possible response: "I'll take your shorts, it's not like they're covering anything".

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reddudeover 2

His secret is out, he's an android... :o

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NoisyNykkii 10

Like my profile picture!!

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LadyGore 12

What he said makes him a total d-bag, personally if my boyfriend was that rude id be rethinking our relationship. On the bright side, having small boobs will prevent major backpain! So not such a bad thing and most women with small boobs have amazing asses!

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Roflsauruz 12

Not in my case :( I've had tiny **** all my life and unfortunately, I have excruciating back pain all day, every day. (although I have multiple spinal deformities caused by gymnastics that nearly render me "disabled", but still D;)

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Roflsauruz 12

Oh, but I do have a very nice bootayyy :D *jiggle*

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Roflsauruz 12

Oh **** off with the thumbs down, guys. :/ srs.

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PristinecrazyD 0

Hey whats ur number girl? Id like to get to know you

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reddudeover 2

You're cute and I like your cat so pro-tips. Rule 1 of FML club is I just made it up. Rule 2 is accept the ruling of the counsel. Rule 3 is spell to the best of your ability and use proper grammar. Rule 4 is stay on topic and don't thread jack. Rule 5 be funny or helpful. There are more but rule 6 is try to keep your post short.

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berichsoon 11

Well of course you going to get thumbed down, you describing yourself like you putting your body for sell, the wrong place to that.

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Zedd_fml 8

Rule 1: you Don't talk about FML club. Rule 2: see Rule 1.

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williamcarter93 13

you'd rethink your relationship over him saying you're flat chested. Well hell.

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JadeWalker 14

Ummm i have big boobs and a pretty great ass and im skinny. So no not just small tit girls have nice asses or even asses at all.

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kenzie20 6

Someone is a little full of herself. ^

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reddudeover 2

So if you could pass for a guy and he's dating you... Does that mean he could "pass" for gay?

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baseballer4lifey 0

Wow.. That's a little on the rude side

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Fruitmonster2 15

Here comes all the OMG Y U BE WITH THE DOUCHE? EX HIM NAO! Hell, why not sue the guy for being rude. Oh wait… you can't.

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THE_A_TEEN 27

Well, what kind of boyfriend would make note of his girlfriend's small breasts and just insults her?

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twisted_cherub 14

Right. Because not every guy on the planet makes an insensitive remark now and then. Make that every person. People tease each other all the time, especially people they're close to and think can take a joke. As long as she let him know it hurt her feelings and he apologized, it's not worth breaking up over.

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Jumpingmal2 7

I like how he said you could pass for a guy, yet hes dating you. Is he implying he is gay :o

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reddudeover 2

He's coming out, he wants the world to know got to let it show!

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ArrickMorris 4

The size of your chest shouldn't matter! I'm sure you treat him like a saint and he obviously dosent. It's guys like that who give the rest of us a bad name

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OttersIsAwesome 8

Take his shorts and say "The crotch part seems a little large, I thought they made it specially for someone like you."

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pokefan813 16

I think he's saying that his pants are too big for his crotch.

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OttersIsAwesome 8

This is one of those things where it makes perfect sense to the author but nobody else understands.

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