Transportation: Today, I went to the supermarket; it was taking me ages to walk...

By Lou - 01/06/2010 15:59 - United Kingdom

Today, I went to the supermarket; it was taking me ages to walk home because of the heavy food bags. Halfway home, I realised I had gone in my car. I had to walk all the way back to get my car. FML

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By penne_pasta580802 - 23/01/2020 14:00

Today, I drove my car to work as I had some errands to do after, even though I only live a few blocks away. After driving round to find a car park for ages, the closest car park available was outside my house. I ended up walking to work instead. FML

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By ulring - 12/02/2012 00:53 - United States

Today, I walked all the way across campus to eat the first meal I've had all day. After waiting for my food in a congested line for 30 minutes, I got to the register to pay. Turns out my wallet was a twenty minute walk away, back in my apartment. FML

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By whoops - 11/04/2009 20:43 - United States

Today, I was on my way home from work and decided to stop at the grocery store. I purchased $200 in groceries and went to put them in my car. I then realized I drove my motorcycle today. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/11/2010 18:10 - United Kingdom

Today, my mum and I decided to go on a hike. Beforehand we left my car at the end of the trail and took my mums car to the beginning. After 4 hours we arrived at my car. I had left my keys in mums car. It was a long walk back. FML

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Losing it

By IamHM - 24/10/2015 18:04 - United States

Today, I walked two miles to the store, filled my cart with groceries, and got to the cashier… only to find I had forgotten my wallet. I tried to explain but got the nastiest stank-eye from the cashier, the manager, and everyone in line behind me. I walked two miles home, hungry and embarrassed. FML

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By neverunderstood - 02/12/2016 12:39 - Italy - San Pietro In Casale

Today, my wife suddenly texted me to meet her halfway beetween our house and the supermarket. I immediately put my shoes on and started walking eager to get to her as fast as I could to surprise her. Turns out she was carrying three heavy bags and yelled at me for being slow and by foot. FML

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Respect

By Anonymous - 05/03/2023 15:00

Today, I went to the grocery store, but once I'd filled my cart, I realized that I'd forgotten my wallet, and because I'm not the sort of animal who just dumps stuff in random aisles, I had to awkwardly put all my items back on their shelves. FML

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Classic

By Dylan - 15/10/2023 06:00 - United States - Portland

Today, I went to the supermarket to buy just one item - a single, ripe avocado. After spending way too long choosing the perfect one, I got to the checkout counter. I'd left my wallet at home. I had to abandon my poor avocado. FML

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By picklemonger - 08/12/2011 19:58 - Canada

Today, I walked out of the store, car keys in hand, only to discover my car was missing. After a frantic search, I started to hyperventilate and a nearly had a full-blown panic attack. Then I remembered I walked to the store. I am an idiot. FML

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By Deadfish - 26/07/2009 17:17 - United States

Today, I was walking to the pet store to buy a month's worth of fish food for my fish so I wouldn't have to come back for a while. For fish food it was expensive. It was also surprisingly heavy and I had to carry it back to my house. When I got home, I saw my fish floating at the top of its bowl. FML

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Tuesday 1 June 2010 19:18

Hahaha you dumbass

xangelaa 0

Tuesday 1 June 2010 19:20

how did u forget u drove there? wtff lmao

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fortunefades 3

Tuesday 1 June 2010 21:28

derp.

cc1992 11

Wednesday 2 June 2010 12:19

You're really pretty SammieBrittsU :)

fernandita91 0

Tuesday 1 June 2010 21:34

hillarious

FMLhockeyNHL 0

Tuesday 1 June 2010 21:58

22 you're right. not all are fat.... just 70% are.

nicolers1214 0

Tuesday 1 June 2010 21:44

wow what a dumbass

captncrunch 0

Tuesday 1 June 2010 21:46

you shouldn't be driving if you can't even remeber you drove

aardvarkish 16

Tuesday 1 June 2010 22:10

What a coincidence! Some jackass just spent "ages" applying for a scholarship. I see a pattern...

R1superkid 0

Tuesday 1 June 2010 22:20

dumb shit

Staciii 0

Tuesday 1 June 2010 22:20

lmao wow idiot.

rose12353 0

Tuesday 1 June 2010 22:30

@ OP: Blonde?

bubblezrae 0

Wednesday 2 June 2010 0:09

Your smart! (:

NickK49 0

Wednesday 2 June 2010 0:13

I wrote FYL because you're retarted

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