Work and Money: Eat them

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By fatcat - 05/09/2018 16:30 - United States - Tulsa

Today, I was told to stop processing certain transactions at work because I'd tried to make rich people follow the same tax rules that we force poor people to follow to the letter. I'm guessing it won't be too long till I'm fired and blacklisted from this career I've had ten years. FML

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By How about "no"? - 20/10/2025 03:00

Today, my mom cussed at me because I denied my struggling cousin a job at my company, and now it's my fault he and his family will suffer and starve. He was fired from his former job as a payroll officer, and is now blacklisted. Over 30 people got zero on payday, as he later went Living La Vida Loca with his "bonus". FML

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By trollbot13 - 24/10/2016 09:39 - India - Hyderabad

Today, I was fired from my job because I, in my boss's words, "Abided by company policy to such an extent that customers were starting to hate me." FML

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Corporate shenanigans

By Anonymous - 14/03/2024 03:00 - United States

Today, I was fired from my job because I called out my supervisor for withholding my W-2s (wage and tax statements). I know full well it's a retaliatory action. However, the store manager is ducking all my calls when I try to report it. I can't afford a lawyer, especially when the company is a multi-billion dollar brand. FML

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Get out of here

By Anon - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was telling my coworker that I was considering quitting the shady, 50-shades-of-scum business we work at. He snitched to our boss, who quickly fired me on bullshit charges of incompetence, theft, and workplace bullying. I guess I'm not getting a good reference from him. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/11/2009 07:31 - United States

Today, my boss called me into her office to tell me I needed to mind my own business and not question everything my newest co-worker does. Yesterday, I stopped the new girl from giving $6,000 to the wrong person. I was fired on the spot. The new girl was promoted into my job. FML

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One rule for thee…

By Anonymous - 30/07/2023 11:00 - United States

Today, I got screamed at by my boss for holding a guy to corporate policy at a rental agency. The guy was rich, so apparently rules don't apply to him. FML

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By NoThanks - 24/08/2009 18:38 - United States

Today, an old lady came to the bank where I worked at to apply for a loan. She obviously didn't qualify for one as she has no income coming in. She looked so pitiful, so I changed a couple of her information so she could. She reported me and I got fired. FML

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By JONNO - 27/04/2019 14:00

Today, I got fired from my position as a financial investor for giving a client the exact investment he asked for, even though the investment was out of my mandate, and I had gone to my direct manager to authorize the investment. My manager was promoted. FML

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No silver linings

By Anonymous - 02/02/2023 02:00 - Norway - Stavanger

Today, I found out that I can no longer work at my dream job because of their financial status. And of course, just now that I was finally beginning to be happy with my life, something like this naturally had to happen. FML

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By Kan23 - 26/01/2016 03:37 - United States - Altus

Today, I got fired from my job. When I asked why, all that was said to me was, "We don't have to disclose that information, but you did nothing wrong. It's just not working out." FML

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interesting33 36

Friday 31 August 2018 3:03

you have integrity OP. thank you and I greatly admire you.

Zekfen 17

Thursday 6 September 2018 0:28

Get it in writing or recorded and then send evidence to IRS/FBI as a whistle blower. If they prosecute it you can get some $$, you welcome!

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interesting33 36

Friday 31 August 2018 3:03

you have integrity OP. thank you and I greatly admire you.

Jorn van der Ar 13

Friday 7 September 2018 19:40

From the information given we can't have any clou if the OP has integrity or lack of competence. The FML does not even tell us whether he works rof the IRS or spmwhere else. Nor whether his position entitles him to to chose the tax ruls to apply.

RichardPencil 30

Thursday 6 September 2018 0:22

That shit might have flown when Obama was president, but nowadays, we don’t have to hide it that rich people are better than the rest of us.

Bloo2555 22

Thursday 6 September 2018 0:28

This sounds like a whistleblower kind of thing.

Zekfen 17

Thursday 6 September 2018 0:28

Get it in writing or recorded and then send evidence to IRS/FBI as a whistle blower. If they prosecute it you can get some $$, you welcome!

hitmanoo 16

Thursday 6 September 2018 0:50

Because that certainly won’t cost him his career. SMH

Zekfen 17

Thursday 6 September 2018 3:50

So better to let them get away with breaking the laws and when eventually caught get prosecuted for knowing about it and not saying anything about it and participating in it? How stupid can you get? SMDH