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By StillSingle - 29/06/2009 18:14 - United States

Today, I went to my friend's beautiful wedding. The only other single girl there was 5 years old. She caught the bouquet. FML

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By hairstylistprobs - 23/06/2015 03:13 - United States

Today, I attended my best friend's wedding. Instead of throwing her bouquet, she turned around and handed it to me. I was the only single lady out of 150 guests. FML

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You deserved it 2 671

By single lady - 15/08/2011 14:45 - United States

Today, at my aunt's wedding, the time for the tossing of the bouquet came and the announcer asked for all the single ladies to gather behind the bride. I was the only one. FML

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Let's go girls

By skid - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States - Champaign

Today, I took part in a bouquet toss. The "single ladies" consisted of myself and several girls under the age of ten. I'm 31. FML

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You deserved it 3 200

No future

By singlegirl - 27/11/2009 18:16 - United Kingdom

Today, I went to my best friend's wedding. All my friends and their boyfriends were seated at one table, while I, as the only single girl in the group, was put on a table with all the other single people. They were all over forty years older than me. I feel like I have seen my future. FML

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You deserved it 3 120

My life is a romcom

By Lucky girl - 23/08/2023 04:00 - Canada

Today, I was at a friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. Everyone cheered, until I slipped on the flowers and fell flat on my back. FML

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You deserved it 124

By sisterofthebride - 03/10/2014 20:22 - United States

Today, my sister and her new husband invited our family and my fiancé over to look at their wedding pictures. Turns out, I caught the bouquet and flashed the world in the process. FML

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You deserved it 4 136

By dwaggle - 02/07/2009 00:58 - United States

Today, my wife tried to catch the bouquet at my sister's wedding. Afterward I informed her that only single women were supposed to do that, and she replied "I know". My wife told me that she was divorcing me at my sister's wedding. FML

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You deserved it 2 764

By Anonymous - 20/06/2014 19:21 - United States - Concord

Today, we went to the wedding of one of my friends. As she was about to throw her bouquet, my boyfriend muttered that if I tried to catch it, we'd be through. FML

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You deserved it 5 546

By Wrongword - 17/04/2012 10:52 - China - Shanghai

Today, I congratulated a bride standing in front of a church in a white dress. Turns out she'd been stood up at the altar. She thrashed me with her bouquet. FML

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You deserved it 4 127

By Anonymous - 24/06/2015 02:48 - Australia - Bankstown

Today, at my sister's wedding, she and I had a plan that she would purposely throw the bouquet to my girlfriend, then I would propose in front of everyone. When the bouquet landed in my girlfriend's lap, she screamed, "Ew, no way" and threw it to someone else. FML

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Top comments

lmmmr 0

Monday 29 June 2009 23:19

Ugh, I hate when people whine about being single. Being lonely is one thing, but by whining about it you only make an embarassing spectacle of yourself. Learn to be happy on your own, or no good would come from a relationship anyway.

CyclonePsycho 1

Tuesday 30 June 2009 4:20

DIDN'T YOU KNOW, MEGAN? CAPSLOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL!

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namelessfew 0

Tuesday 30 June 2009 1:22

How is that an FML?

scorpiogirl666 0

Tuesday 30 June 2009 1:28

Uhh... What's your point? Honestly, I would've let the kid catch the bouquet. She's a little girl, she would've been sadder than you.

MeganH0LLYW00D 0

Tuesday 30 June 2009 1:30

What the **** does asl mean.

Nightfallz 0

Tuesday 30 June 2009 1:30

how is this a fml again? are you single? is there a reason? I'm sure if you addressed the problem you would finally have a boyfriend. not that a relationship is worth being in anyways IMO.

BethanyKimberly 4

Tuesday 30 June 2009 1:33

age sex location or american sign language im assuming the creeper meant the first one.

Nightfallz 0

Tuesday 30 June 2009 1:32

also is anyone else reporting vdrummer his comments are pretty retarded and normally have nothing to do with the op.

lithiumflower 0

Tuesday 30 June 2009 1:32

Nothing wrong with being a single gal! But if it bugs you, maybe you should've been paying more attention to how many of the guys were single instead of how many of the girls were single... Just a thought.

kukopia 0

Tuesday 30 June 2009 15:32

How do you 'report' someone on here?!??

MeganH0LLYW00D 0

Tuesday 30 June 2009 1:36

Uhm...... You can OBVIOUSLY see my "asl" on my ******* profile. Are you retarded. Thanks to the person who told me what it meant, though.

Chubtubdaplaya 0

Tuesday 30 June 2009 1:43

Umm...I don't get how this is an "FML". I wish that was my biggest problem.

alex_vik 0

Tuesday 30 June 2009 1:51

I feel for the guy that had to put the garter (or whatever it is they do at weddings) on her.

fmlcrycrycryfml 0

Tuesday 30 June 2009 1:53

what the-

xOpheliacx 0

Tuesday 30 June 2009 1:55

I didn't even think of that haha. Man, that must have been really awkward. =/

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