Miscellaneous: Today, I went out for pizza with my boyfriend. He loaned me his...

By datingamoron - 14/02/2011 07:14 - United States

Today, I went out for pizza with my boyfriend. He loaned me his debit card and loudly announced in front of everyone that his pin code was the numerical equivalent of "Fart", and repeated it twice, just in case I hadn't heard. FML

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You deserved it 3 999

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By Anonymous - 05/04/2025 12:00 - United States - Portland

Today, I ordered a pizza for delivery after a long day. When the delivery guy showed up, I realized I had no cash, so I tried to pay him using my credit card. Unfortunately, I couldn’t remember the PIN, and after three failed attempts, the delivery guy just stared at me in awkward silence and said, "It’s okay, I’ll just take the pizza back." FML

I agree, your life sucks 108

You deserved it 504

Money money money

By hmmm - 01/10/2013 12:32 - United Kingdom - Leicester

Today, my boyfriend's dad said he'd given my boyfriend £100 to take me out for a meal last night and he hoped I'd enjoyed it. Last night my boyfriend and I went to Pizza Hut, shared a pizza and split the bill. Turns out my boyfriend had simply pocketed the money without telling anyone. FML

I agree, your life sucks 51 341

You deserved it 4 041

By Screwupify - 06/08/2009 15:05 - United States

Today, while eating at a restaurant, I commented to the waiter about how large the pizza was. He then writes down his number, pats his crotch fondly, and informs me that "everything" I'm going to find at that restaurant is going to be big. He was serious. FML

I agree, your life sucks 47 910

You deserved it 7 269

Help yourself

By IGOTIT - 05/09/2013 07:24 - United States - Fountain Valley

Today, my boyfriend took me to a very elegant and expensive restaurant to celebrate our anniversary. When it came to the check, I volunteered to pitch in half, which he rejected by saying, "I got it". Little did I know was that "I got it" was short for "I got your credit card." FML

I agree, your life sucks 47 517

You deserved it 3 583

By fatgirl - 16/05/2010 04:08 - United States

Today, I was eating pizza with my boyfriend and my friends. I was laughing and talking and went for another piece when my boyfriend grabbed my wrist and said that I had had enough. My friends all backed him up. FML

I agree, your life sucks 41 031

You deserved it 10 739

By Pouponette - 16/06/2016 11:07 - France

Today, the pizza delivery guy saw me in my underwear. My boyfriend is so ashamed of me that he pointed out to the guy twice that we were just roommates. FML

I agree, your life sucks 14 138

You deserved it 1 719

Money money money

By Anonymous - 27/10/2023 20:00

Today, my fiancé and I got a joint account recently, but when I got home he was on the phone to the bank claiming our credit card number was cloned, because of the ridiculous number of random purchases. I checked my online banking. It was all just my normal buying habits. FML

I agree, your life sucks 86

You deserved it 706

By unloved - 17/04/2012 14:54 - United States

Today, I went to a restaurant with my boyfriend. When it came time for us to leave, I saw him write something on the receipt for our waitress. I managed to get a quick look; it was his number. FML

I agree, your life sucks 35 757

You deserved it 2 751

Blame the pooch

By anamota89 - 11/05/2012 09:33 - United States

Today, I was on the phone with my boyfriend. I had to fart really badly, so thinking that he wouldn't hear me, I did so. He heard me and asked, "Did you fart?" I said "No, it was my dog." I don't have a dog, and he knows this. FML

I agree, your life sucks 8 349

You deserved it 32 319

By deepblue - 24/01/2011 02:06 - United States

Today, we ordered pizza. A long wait and several phone calls later, we found out that someone met the delivery person at the end of our driveway, signed our receipt, and stole our pizza. Way to check the credit card pizza people. FML

I agree, your life sucks 31 005

You deserved it 3 044

cynthiaaah 4

Monday 14 February 2011 16:05

why would he announce his pin number out loud...

skyeyez9 24

Monday 14 February 2011 16:13

At least his "fart" paid for dinner.

Comments

blahblahblah5_x 13

Monday 14 February 2011 17:49

Agree with the FryGuy dude but jheeze your name is rude.. If you're calling him a moron why are you dating him?

denlillakotten 4

Monday 14 February 2011 17:50

Hahahaha I have done the same.. of course the word wasn't quite the same but.. hahaha some funny shiz

brunettebabe17 0

Monday 14 February 2011 18:04

Haha wow....he's a dumbass

XxPurplePandaxX 0

Monday 14 February 2011 18:36

your boyfriend is so charming :]

christian50 0

Monday 14 February 2011 18:46

My password is ****.

UpsidedownKayak 9

Monday 14 February 2011 18:46

#31 - first, you don't know if she has a job or not, and the boyfriend was paying for the date. It is, or used to be, customary for men to pay for dates. Second, she wouldn't be a moron, she would be a free loader or gold digger. And, who yells out their PIN for attention? A moron.

toelie 26

Monday 14 February 2011 19:04

Sure, but she is a moron for being with someone she considers a moron.

wisericky 12

Monday 14 February 2011 19:21

so OP's boyfriend told a room full of people, but OP then goes and tells the whole world... whos the bigger dumbass? not that it matters cuz you need the card.