Miscellaneous: Today, I went out for pizza with my boyfriend. He loaned me his...

By datingamoron - 14/02/2011 07:14 - United States

Today, I went out for pizza with my boyfriend. He loaned me his debit card and loudly announced in front of everyone that his pin code was the numerical equivalent of "Fart", and repeated it twice, just in case I hadn't heard. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/04/2025 12:00 - United States - Portland

Today, I ordered a pizza for delivery after a long day. When the delivery guy showed up, I realized I had no cash, so I tried to pay him using my credit card. Unfortunately, I couldn’t remember the PIN, and after three failed attempts, the delivery guy just stared at me in awkward silence and said, "It’s okay, I’ll just take the pizza back." FML

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By hmmm - 01/10/2013 12:32 - United Kingdom - Leicester

Today, my boyfriend's dad said he'd given my boyfriend £100 to take me out for a meal last night and he hoped I'd enjoyed it. Last night my boyfriend and I went to Pizza Hut, shared a pizza and split the bill. Turns out my boyfriend had simply pocketed the money without telling anyone. FML

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By Screwupify - 06/08/2009 15:05 - United States

Today, while eating at a restaurant, I commented to the waiter about how large the pizza was. He then writes down his number, pats his crotch fondly, and informs me that "everything" I'm going to find at that restaurant is going to be big. He was serious. FML

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Help yourself

By IGOTIT - 05/09/2013 07:24 - United States - Fountain Valley

Today, my boyfriend took me to a very elegant and expensive restaurant to celebrate our anniversary. When it came to the check, I volunteered to pitch in half, which he rejected by saying, "I got it". Little did I know was that "I got it" was short for "I got your credit card." FML

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By fatgirl - 16/05/2010 04:08 - United States

Today, I was eating pizza with my boyfriend and my friends. I was laughing and talking and went for another piece when my boyfriend grabbed my wrist and said that I had had enough. My friends all backed him up. FML

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By Pouponette - 16/06/2016 11:07 - France

Today, the pizza delivery guy saw me in my underwear. My boyfriend is so ashamed of me that he pointed out to the guy twice that we were just roommates. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/10/2023 20:00

Today, my fiancé and I got a joint account recently, but when I got home he was on the phone to the bank claiming our credit card number was cloned, because of the ridiculous number of random purchases. I checked my online banking. It was all just my normal buying habits. FML

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By unloved - 17/04/2012 14:54 - United States

Today, I went to a restaurant with my boyfriend. When it came time for us to leave, I saw him write something on the receipt for our waitress. I managed to get a quick look; it was his number. FML

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By anamota89 - 11/05/2012 09:33 - United States

Today, I was on the phone with my boyfriend. I had to fart really badly, so thinking that he wouldn't hear me, I did so. He heard me and asked, "Did you fart?" I said "No, it was my dog." I don't have a dog, and he knows this. FML

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By deepblue - 24/01/2011 02:06 - United States

Today, we ordered pizza. A long wait and several phone calls later, we found out that someone met the delivery person at the end of our driveway, signed our receipt, and stole our pizza. Way to check the credit card pizza people. FML

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cynthiaaah 4

Monday 14 February 2011 16:05

why would he announce his pin number out loud...

skyeyez9 24

Monday 14 February 2011 16:13

At least his "fart" paid for dinner.

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Leftieswillrule 3

Monday 14 February 2011 21:54

not only has OP's boyfriend announced his PIN to the world, OP took the liberty of announcing it to the Internet as well

Jenmic 16

Monday 14 February 2011 22:03

My old cell # spelled fart. Believe it or not I am a girl.

k9obsessed 5

Monday 14 February 2011 22:13

Have fun helping your dumbass of a boyfriend deal with identity theft, cuz now it's bound to happen. FHL, not yours.

blitz426 0

Monday 14 February 2011 23:39

hahaha classic...

AnonTheGreat 7

Tuesday 15 February 2011 1:10

611820?

AnonTheGreat 7

Tuesday 15 February 2011 1:13

Good luck with identity theft!

fiveonefiveoh 0

Tuesday 15 February 2011 4:06

that's not even possible.. unless the numbers/letters r on a phone?

MrBoredomioo 18

Thursday 12 June 2014 10:05

3278 on a phone dialler is fast so that's his pin

MrBoredomioo 18

Thursday 12 June 2014 10:08

Fart* damn auto correct

Stupidpeopleanno 5

Tuesday 15 February 2011 4:10

#63, they are.

taelorrae011 0

Tuesday 15 February 2011 7:23

he's mature...

Tyraen 6

Tuesday 15 February 2011 9:54

also, it's 'your' boyfriend.

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But… I'm hungry!

Money money money

Help yourself

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