Today, I was tutoring a band member. Whenever I ask him to play a D or any D scale, he stops just to snicker and say, "Ha ha. D." He still sucks. I hate his guts. FML
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Today, I had my high school piano recital. The entire time I was playing, one of my classmates sitting up front kept booing me and yelling "YOU SUCK" at the top of his lungs. He drowned out the entire song. FML
Today, I learned how to play "Happy Birthday" on the guitar, just to have my friend tell me that my voice sucks, and that I needed to stop immediately. FML
Today, I was happy to take a break and do a guitar performance, but my teacher was the rudest ever. He had his guitar at the front row, playing while I was, and he played the song live with me just to confuse me, and ending up ruining the performance. FML
Today, it's the third day of my dad's revenge after he snapped over me supposedly using the word "duh" in every other sentence. He got his hands on my old recorder and has been playing it loudly and out of tune outside my room when I try to do my homework. My mom thinks this is hilarious. FML
Today, I went to my kid's band concert. She's 12 and in the advanced team. They were the first ones to play and they were so incredibly bad that I laughed. Really, really loud. I was escorted out of the recital. FML
Today, I had my final piano performance. There is a guy in my class who constantly tells me I suck at piano, so I was looking forward to watching him play badly since he never practices. Instead, he played the most beautiful music that would make Mozart weep. He got a standing ovation. FML
Today, I was teaching a ten year old how to play piano. Halfway through the lesson, she made a minor mistake, which, trying to be a good tutor, I corrected her. She smiled up at me, paused, then slammed the key cover down onto my fingers. FML
Today, my dad had fun embarrassing me as much as possible in my parent-teacher conference by moaning whenever the teacher talked. FML
Today, I had a music duet in front of a crowd and 3 judges. I play tuba and my partner plays the saxophone. He burst out laughing in the middle of it because one note that I played sounded like a fart. FML
Today, as I went into my calculus class, the teacher announced that someone had received a negative grade on the test we were getting back. I laughed and said, "Which f*cker managed to get a negative?" Turns out I'm the dumbass. FML
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DocBastard 38
You should tell him to play F. As in "F you".
s0m3guy2010 21
Maybe not. According to OP, the boy sucks on the D.
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Comments (74)
casualfailing 4
Sounds D-readful.
fleur_de_fevrier_fml 22
Might be because I'm not a native English speaker but I don't see why D is funny. Can someone explain?
ThatPlankton 15
she wants the "D" (Male body part)
laden_swallow09 34
D in this case is part of the musical scale, which also happens to be a euphemism for a penis.
speedyw03 6
Stop tutoring him then. Eventually he'll stop because he will realize that he really needs your help.
pwnman 33
Ha ha. D
SMHsohard 22
You don't have to keep tutoring him if he's being a total fool. Let his parents know, with a little luck they'll either convince him to cooperate or stop the lessons. I'm sure there are other kids more willing to work. I'm curious, though; people still do Beavis and Butthead? That's old.
EvilUndead 9
If he's an idiot, doesn't mean he's a child. It could be 20+ years old taking music lessons, easily.
SMHsohard 22
To someone my age, a 20 year old is a kid.
Kk_Waylen24 21
How immature.
laden_swallow09 34
Hey, waddaya know? Beavis finally found something to do with his life other than watching TV!
Meettitan 14
****, guys, I broke my G-string fingering a minor.
marcranger 28
Please tell me that you retorted that there are plenty of other words that also start with D. Like dumbass, which describes him to a T.
ShayLive 7
He still sucks what?