Today, I was tutoring a band member. Whenever I ask him to play a D or any D scale, he stops just to snicker and say, "Ha ha. D." He still sucks. I hate his guts. FML
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Today, I had my high school piano recital. The entire time I was playing, one of my classmates sitting up front kept booing me and yelling "YOU SUCK" at the top of his lungs. He drowned out the entire song. FML
Today, I learned how to play "Happy Birthday" on the guitar, just to have my friend tell me that my voice sucks, and that I needed to stop immediately. FML
Today, I was happy to take a break and do a guitar performance, but my teacher was the rudest ever. He had his guitar at the front row, playing while I was, and he played the song live with me just to confuse me, and ending up ruining the performance. FML
Today, it's the third day of my dad's revenge after he snapped over me supposedly using the word "duh" in every other sentence. He got his hands on my old recorder and has been playing it loudly and out of tune outside my room when I try to do my homework. My mom thinks this is hilarious. FML
Today, I went to my kid's band concert. She's 12 and in the advanced team. They were the first ones to play and they were so incredibly bad that I laughed. Really, really loud. I was escorted out of the recital. FML
Today, I had my final piano performance. There is a guy in my class who constantly tells me I suck at piano, so I was looking forward to watching him play badly since he never practices. Instead, he played the most beautiful music that would make Mozart weep. He got a standing ovation. FML
Today, I was teaching a ten year old how to play piano. Halfway through the lesson, she made a minor mistake, which, trying to be a good tutor, I corrected her. She smiled up at me, paused, then slammed the key cover down onto my fingers. FML
Today, my dad had fun embarrassing me as much as possible in my parent-teacher conference by moaning whenever the teacher talked. FML
Today, I had a music duet in front of a crowd and 3 judges. I play tuba and my partner plays the saxophone. He burst out laughing in the middle of it because one note that I played sounded like a fart. FML
Today, as I went into my calculus class, the teacher announced that someone had received a negative grade on the test we were getting back. I laughed and said, "Which f*cker managed to get a negative?" Turns out I'm the dumbass. FML
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DocBastard 38
You should tell him to play F. As in "F you".
s0m3guy2010 21
Maybe not. According to OP, the boy sucks on the D.
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Comments (74)
AngelSpit 18
More likely she said "give me a d" or "now I want a d"
HowieDoIt 21
At least it's not guitar class, he'd have comments about the G and D string.
20PercentCooler 8
He "sucks" does he? I'm sorry, I had to.
chanellgymnast 17
"F" him. What an immature little shit.
chanellgymnast 17
Wait. He's probably laughing because his is too small.
_DudeGuy_ 16
Why are you all immature, there's nothing dirty about the teacher wanting the kid to give her a d! I mean, seriously! (Sarcasm Meters at 1000%. WE'RE GOING DOWN)
ShakeDisPlace 10
he probably likes to play the "skin flute," OP.
tygerarmy 35
Just wait 'til he tells you he broke a G string fingering A minor.
rockydify 22
You hate his guts because he made a 'D' joke?
EvilUndead 9
You could use "fixed do solfege". Which means "Do re mi fa sol la si" instead of "C D E F G A B". Since he can't shut up, it'll be his fault.
musicalnoodles23 5
It's do re mi fa so la ti do.
TheBrochure 22
#58 - While that is what one may hear most of the time, #37 is referring to the solfège (likely solfeggio) that uses "si" instead of "ti." Also, "sol" is correct.