By Anonymous - 04/10/2012 00:45 - United States - Eugene

Today, I was slapped by a fourteen-year-old girl because I was apparently "stealing her boyfriend." I'm twenty-five, and her boyfriend is my nephew. FML
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VeeDoll13 8

Did you say "bitch please"?.

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xlord 27

Wow the audacity of some people these days You should tell her to grow up but looks like she already trying too in the wrong way.

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zingline89 18

She's intimidated cuz you got to see him naked when he was a baby and she's still only made it to first base.

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cupcakekallie 6

Who said they're only at first base? Kids these days smh.

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Vk1 0

You're dating your underage nephew? Gross!

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tne201992 12

12- I'm really hoping that you're using sarcasm.

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madnessyoucanhum 4

What a moron! -facepalm-

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flavasava73 5

C'mon people. Does sarcasm not exist in your country? No-one is that senseless.

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Kallian_fml 21

My god, why can't kids just enjoy being kids? What do 'couples' even do at that age?

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alexNEX 7

In this day and age? I really don't wanna know but if I had to guess , I'd say something Justin beiber music, twilight and striving to make a new reality tv show called, can't drive yet but pregnant.

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taranpreet 7

I dunno how much I'll get thumbed down for this but 14 years old, especially for a girl means a lot of raging hormones, ones that most "kids" don't have.

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evilplatypus 38

13 - According to the CDC, sex between children under fifteen is at an all time (recorded) high. One of my coworkers caught two twelve year olds having sex in the stairwell once.

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emilyjgraham 34

that's disgusting! at 12 I was still playing "shops" with my cousin!

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Kallian_fml 21

36- I just think it's disgusting that kids are having sex at such a young age. I know some girls who dream of being on the TV show '16 and Pregnant'. One of them even asked me if I'd adopt her baby after the show was over. I wanted to slap her.

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rhaemese 9

That and, don't they do follow up's like teen mom? (you know after 16 & pregnant)

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alexNEX 7

If I fell sorry for anyone, I feel sorry for the boy. He will soon learn of the over attached girlfriend...

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GothickNihilist 15

She sounds like a controlling psychopath. I hope your nephew sees that he should get out now , while he still has the chance. Control can lead to emotional and physical abuse . OP you should also tell her guardian , so that they get her the help that she needs. Have a nice day.

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emilyjgraham 34

they might not even be dating, might just be that obsessive that any female who he speaks to she hates!

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emilyjgraham 34

sorry, I correct myself, it says he's her boyfriend!

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frrenchy 5

She really needs to think before she acts, and maybe ask a few questions before assuming things.

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Lionesse 15

Ah! I know these types. Where I come from these jealous types just need a good kick in the ass. It's ridiculous on its own to be overly jealous but when it involves family? Come on. Girl needs to grow up.

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criminallyinked 2

Looks like a certain little boy forgot about introductions . Either way, that girl should be drop kicked to the curve by your nephew.

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evilplatypus 38

26 - I'm not sure if you made an autocorrect error, or just don't know the saying, but you kick someone to the "curb" not "curve".

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yousuck44 11

Just keep swimming, just keep swimming Sorry I had to do it lol

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