Today, I was sitting in a lecture about the history of the KKK and the problems it has caused, when the weirdest and quietest kid leans over my shoulder and says "I'd burn you first..." and winks. FML
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Autumn: Leaves and Laughter
When the leaves fall, the laughter rises. Discover autumn stories as crisp as dried leaves!
Today, I was teaching and a boy sitting in front kept laughing and smiling, even after I asked him to cut it out. I got so annoyed that I jokingly said I'd knock his teeth out, and asked him to leave the class. The kid went to the principal and told him I intended to hurt him. I'm a college professor. FML
Today, a coworker at school yelled at one of our students to be quiet. The kid got pretty upset, so I went to comfort him. He held my hand for the rest of the class, telling me in vivid detail how he was going to kill my coworker. Now I'm afraid to look at him. FML
Today, a student set me on fire while I was lecturing my class about proper lab safety. FML
Today, the creepy kid who sits behind me in English class decided that sniffing my hair wasn't disturbing enough for his liking, so he tried something new: popping one of the pimples on my neck. When I reacted in horror, all he could say was, "It looked pretty..." FML
Today, our favorite teacher walked into our history class and everyone started whistling, I decided to join in by screaming, "Sexy!" The room went quiet and all heads turned to me. FML
Today, I found FML for the first time in class, and literally laughed out loud in the middle of the lecture in front of 200 classmates. Today's lecture? The cruelties of slavery. FML
Today, I was in class and felt something tugging on my hair. I thought it was caught on the chair, so I turned around a little to look. The guy behind me was holding my hair and smelling it. He gave me a creepy smile, winked, and continued. FML
Today, I was sitting in class when I overheard a group talking about how much they don't like me. When they saw me there, they burst out laughing. FML
Today, I was sitting in social studies and someone threw a note at me. It said "Go fuck yourself, everyone hates you, just die." FML
Today, at school, I got seated in front of the resident creepy kid that everyone stays away from. I was pretty relieved to get through most of the class with no incidents, until the bell rang and he tore out a chunk of my hair, yelling, "DNA! DNA!" FML
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LiveThenDie 2
it's always the quiet ones!
Jimboom 11
Congratulations. You made a friend. Albeit a weird one. My suggestion would be to play along with it... don't want to piss him off just in case he makes you put the lotion in the basket.
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Comments (51)
heyyitshannah 0
this kids a freak, I'd be scared too! lmfao
_HeadShot_ 0
I was lmao to this one
carcinogan 0
burn baby burn!!! o.o
Chelsea_Grin_10 0
hey look on the bright side, he could have whispered "taste the rainbow"
JayBear14 11
im sorry this made my day haha, I'm pretty sure he was joking unless your like a huge jerk who torments the kid, in that case get on ur knees and beg his forgiveness.
O_oRAWRx_x 0
ahh... that's sounds like one of my guy friends o.O don't worry it's just a weird way of flirting.. trust me.. ik it's creepy.. but just bear with it.. I go through it everday.
fistnazal 10
wide noses breathin up all the white mans air! eatin up all the chicken! they stank and I hate 'em! ..think they're the best dancers!
acetheone 8
He probably wasn't even joking. Watch your back.
smokeymcpottt 3
It could have been his way of breaking the ice. He's basically socially awkward and that was his attempt of befriending you.... lol
acetheone 8
Stfu asshole. If you want to be racist go find a ****** formun for that. Looser.