Today, I was sitting in a lecture about the history of the KKK and the problems it has caused, when the weirdest and quietest kid leans over my shoulder and says "I'd burn you first..." and winks. FML
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Autumn: Leaves and Laughter
When the leaves fall, the laughter rises. Discover autumn stories as crisp as dried leaves!
Today, I was teaching and a boy sitting in front kept laughing and smiling, even after I asked him to cut it out. I got so annoyed that I jokingly said I'd knock his teeth out, and asked him to leave the class. The kid went to the principal and told him I intended to hurt him. I'm a college professor. FML
Today, a coworker at school yelled at one of our students to be quiet. The kid got pretty upset, so I went to comfort him. He held my hand for the rest of the class, telling me in vivid detail how he was going to kill my coworker. Now I'm afraid to look at him. FML
Today, a student set me on fire while I was lecturing my class about proper lab safety. FML
Today, the creepy kid who sits behind me in English class decided that sniffing my hair wasn't disturbing enough for his liking, so he tried something new: popping one of the pimples on my neck. When I reacted in horror, all he could say was, "It looked pretty..." FML
Today, our favorite teacher walked into our history class and everyone started whistling, I decided to join in by screaming, "Sexy!" The room went quiet and all heads turned to me. FML
Today, I found FML for the first time in class, and literally laughed out loud in the middle of the lecture in front of 200 classmates. Today's lecture? The cruelties of slavery. FML
Today, I was in class and felt something tugging on my hair. I thought it was caught on the chair, so I turned around a little to look. The guy behind me was holding my hair and smelling it. He gave me a creepy smile, winked, and continued. FML
Today, I was sitting in class when I overheard a group talking about how much they don't like me. When they saw me there, they burst out laughing. FML
Today, I was sitting in social studies and someone threw a note at me. It said "Go fuck yourself, everyone hates you, just die." FML
Today, at school, I got seated in front of the resident creepy kid that everyone stays away from. I was pretty relieved to get through most of the class with no incidents, until the bell rang and he tore out a chunk of my hair, yelling, "DNA! DNA!" FML
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LiveThenDie 2
it's always the quiet ones!
Jimboom 11
Congratulations. You made a friend. Albeit a weird one. My suggestion would be to play along with it... don't want to piss him off just in case he makes you put the lotion in the basket.
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Comments (51)
LiveThenDie 2
it's always the quiet ones!
MrSassypants 33
you should've yelled "I found one!" let's got him.
thegreenguy 0
don't let him touch anything that belongs to you and never fall asleep when he is around
ugwmii 0
you need to pop his little face in
ShroomsOnAcid 16
There's a reason they're so quiet, preferring to be veiled in mystery.
Technocidal 0
well... that sucks...
Jimboom 11
Congratulations. You made a friend. Albeit a weird one. My suggestion would be to play along with it... don't want to piss him off just in case he makes you put the lotion in the basket.
Renesaga 8
I was gonna say, OP should play along with it. Not only for possible safety reasons, but it could turn out pretty hilarious.
caseyxoxo 0
That isn't creepy at all.
chlorinegreen 27
Maybe he just likes his meat dark? I know I do.
adare 0
Well maybe he was just flirting with you in a really odd way.
juliansisle 5
what an odd one. haha.
rolas1 0
B all like: "teacher, SEAT CHANGE!"
fireblait 0
wtf tell him to see a doctor
queencitystoner 0
could be worse
JoHan55_fml 7
o.O run!