**** the ******* butter!

158- In the navy, do they not teach you to recognize sarcasm when it comes up and bites you in the ass? Also, not an FML. I've witnessed this in my family with my navy cousins. People have a good laugh. My family is not used to swearing at the dinner table, but it's not exactly tough to connect the dots on this one.

All the people asking, 'why's it matter what people post as comments, their only trying to be funny.' are idiots. It matters because their messing with a soldier in the armed forces! Support our troops, don't try to screw them over. Thanks for your service man, I can't express my gratitude. Don't sweat it either, you deserve a break, you help keep all of us at home safe.

lol this is my favorite fml. i dont know why its so funny but it is =)

i totally agree, #48. this is one of my favorite FMLs though

haha!! I really enjoyed this one...it was a good laugh :)

ROFL I did the same thing when I got home from BCT!

their is no usefulness in swearing infront of your parents, even if you have been used to swearing for years in front of everyone else... shame on u.

my new favorite fml :) 98% of all FMLs are fake including this one, but imo the best fmls are creative ones, not real ones...which are usually people just bitching about life, which I do not find "funny" to read about

I say you deserve it, but I'm laughing as hard as I can while saying it! :D