By Anonymous - 14/05/2009 17:13 - United States

Today, I was home on leave and having breakfast with my parents and my younger brothers. I guess I got too used to the rougher language around the Army barracks where I'm stationed. At the breakfast table I asked my Mom to "pass me the f***ing butter". FML
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jillie_fml 0

HAHAHAHA nice one. I was at my mom's and accidentally said her cat is so ******* cute.

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RuralNinja 0

That almost happened to me too when I was back on leave a few months ago.

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UmbreonKirby 14

Dang D: that HAS to suck...did she pass the ******* butter?

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katluvr 22

36 years ago a co-worker told me that exact story after i told him i had enlisted. Some things never change.

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SorryForYourLoss 9

In the comic it says 'sorry, all we have is bitchin butter'

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LyricaSilvan 29

Yikes. I have a feeling what you got instead tasted less like butter and more like soap.

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rgetting 24

I started doing that when I was working under cover as a police officer. My world and their world started too blend.

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cvptvin_morgvn 0

For all of you saying YDI...there is no filter in the military. Quit acting like you know it all.

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