Intimacy: Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend and as I pulled out...

By ottawaaa - 27/01/2009 22:26 - Canada

Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend and as I pulled out to finish I slipped and ended up punching her in the stomach, I came while she was writhing in pain. FML

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Love hurts

By wray16 - 26/02/2021 21:30 - United States

Today, while my girlfriend and I were making out, she went to fix the pillow behind her head and punched me straight in the face. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/06/2009 11:13 - Switzerland

Today, I was having sex with a girl. Things were getting pretty hot, so I decided to smack her butt. I missed. I smacked my balls instead. Real hard. FML

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Seventh heaven

By Egyptian ToyBoy - 17/12/2019 20:00

Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend. She had such an uncontrollable, aggressive orgasm that I'd be celebrating my efforts, if only in the process she hadn't knocked over my new expensive laptop, which then split in half. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/01/2013 06:03 - United States - Demorest

Today, while getting intimate with my girlfriend, I felt a sharp pain in my stomach, and had to run to the bathroom to evacuate my bowels. She heard the horrible sounds, and I doubt I'll ever be able to seduce her again. FML

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Precaution

By Tai - 31/10/2010 13:30 - Australia

Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend when I came. She got pissed and slapped me really hard for coming inside her because she didn't want to get pregnant. 1. I was wearing a condom. 2. She's on the pill. 3. We were having anal sex. FML

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I don't understand!

By Anonymous - 28/11/2019 18:00 - Canada

Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend when I came. She got pissed and slapped me really hard for cumming inside her because she did not want to get pregnant. 1. I was wearing a condom. 2. She's on the pill. 3. We were having anal sex. FML

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Girls will be girls

By Anonymous - 13/01/2021 08:01 - Canada - Toronto

Today, my girlfriend and I were having sex. She had her whole hand in me kind of deep. It was hitting everything inside me and triggered me to poop a little bit, on her arm and the bed. FML

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I am clumsy!

By Anonymous - 16/01/2020 18:00

Today my girlfriend was on top during sex. I went to slap her butt, missed and nailed myself in the balls. We had to stop. She wouldn't stop laughing. FML

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The heat of the moment

By righthook - 08/04/2015 19:56 - United States

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. He was about to make me come so I lifted my arm above my head with pleasure. I accidently punched him in the eye, hard enough that he had to stop for a while because he said he felt dizzy. FML

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Routine

By youaresodumb - 27/09/2010 04:19 - United States

Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend. I finished too quickly and apologized. She said she was used to it by now. FML

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Sunday 8 February 2009 7:38

SURPRISE CONTRACEPTION!!!

kleokriesel 0

Monday 9 February 2009 9:32

that's what you get for using the pullout method FAIL

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Do_The_DANCE 4

Monday 18 July 2011 6:43

Please be literate ok? Your text is making me dumber by reading it.

xX_LilSammie_Xx 4

Monday 8 August 2011 20:19

"I came while she was writhing in pain" -What kind of woman am I that this turns me on?

IndicaPaincakes 28

Wednesday 22 January 2014 7:00

What kind of monster are you?

joannedeniseTM 7

Monday 3 February 2014 10:42

this is more of a f her life. at least you got to cum. all she got was pain!

moonlightruled 9

Friday 24 October 2014 23:42

better then slipping and falling back into her and cuming!!

shotgun_girl 17

Sunday 13 December 2015 3:36

You know pulling out doesn't always work anyways right? Sure less chance but still your shooter puts out small ones before the big one -_-

Cherubapples 4

Monday 23 May 2016 8:08

why do these sex posts get posted on here? YDI

peterblackmer91 12

Sunday 14 March 2021 5:57

You slipped? What do you mean you slipped. We're you standing up??

ic2drops 10

Monday 17 June 2024 9:20

Should've nut in her butt to prevent her from gaining the baby gut

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