By ottawaaa - 27/01/2009 22:26 - Canada

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Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend and as I pulled out to finish I slipped and ended up punching her in the stomach, I came while she was writhing in pain. FML
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kleokriesel 0

that's what you get for using the pullout method FAIL

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nathan_clowdus 0

how would u punch her all you do is pull wiht ur hips?

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jb20 0

haha i love the last part of this FML

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mad7hops 0

so how did it feel? for both of you =]

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Capncrunchies 0

ahahaha i agree with theMATT FALCOOOON PAWNCH and then to finish it off hit her with a flying knee. Gets em every time

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MetalCraze 11

dude your sick hope she dumped you

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Drakanaa 0

Maybe you're into bondage and this is a sign. Welcome, fellow Sadist.

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confabulatedgod 0

I couldn't agree with #43, If you're going to jump into the wonderful world of Sadism, do it with gusto. Well done. slap her in the face next time or make her suck your dick until she throws up a little.

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confabulatedgod 0

couldn't agree more*, Apparently the poster isn't the only one unable to finish without a hitch. Sorry

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brinky09 0

I say YDI for not using a more effective form of birth control. ;D

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terriibabiiix23 0

what do you mean you "slipped" ? don't you know the pull-out method doesn't work very well ?! you need to go back to sex ed, my friend.

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SaturnE_fml 0

He may just not have wanted to cum in a condom...

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