By halloweed - 16/11/2011 05:27 - United States

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Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend when he suddenly pulls out and says, "Pull my penis." So I pulled his penis and he farted. Then he started doing it again. FML
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CalCommando 6

Ding dong, the mood is dead...

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kaprookie 3

Should've gone pull my **** and then qweefed.

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Okayitwasme 0

Okay, so the game begins! Now it's your turn for the payback moment. Timing is everything and we expect his FML within the week!

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Fancyy 0

Bc people are fun ruiners and they dont know how to be comfortable around people and have fun!

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reaxion 25

In response, wait until the next time he's wasted and fart in his eye socket!

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causticgirl 6

WOW. That's really all I can say. I think I would have left after that

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ZXDriver 0

Next time you're 69ing you know what to do.

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mandyy702 0

I think that would be funny , chicks complain to much that's way their singleeeee

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NinjaPanda101 3

And I'm 100% sure that YOUR single cause yah seem like a douche(;

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ambamm135 7

Omg I don't know if I've ever seen so many comments voted down in a row on an FML before lol

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stokation 0

That's pretty funny but I can imagine it would completely kill the mood.

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