By halloweed - 16/11/2011 05:27 - United States

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Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend when he suddenly pulls out and says, "Pull my penis." So I pulled his penis and he farted. Then he started doing it again. FML
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CalCommando 6

Ding dong, the mood is dead...

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kaprookie 3

Should've gone pull my **** and then qweefed.

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Comments

every1luvsboners 11

What about anal sex with a wombat while covered in honey?

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IamDre 5

Haha i got every1lovesboners to reply to my comment.You're hecka funny!

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RedPillSucks 31

That's only a sin for the wombat and the bees, boners...

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RedPillSucks 31

I don't see any prohibitions in Leviticus

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DocBastard 38

Sex is supposed to be fun, but who treats it like a joke? Other than children or people with the maturity level of a cabbage, that is...

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Ray_of_midnight 22

If you can't have some comedy in the bedroom once in a while, you're doing it wrong.

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breathemein 10

LOL most of these comment are voted negative

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bingababe 16

Thanks for pointing that out, I was worried nobody would notice.

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RedPillSucks 31

Next time this happens, pull really hard. I bet he wont ask you to do that again...

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jsprackman 11

HahajaaaaaaaahahahA

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