By halloweed - 16/11/2011 05:27 - United States

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Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend when he suddenly pulls out and says, "Pull my penis." So I pulled his penis and he farted. Then he started doing it again. FML
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CalCommando 6

Ding dong, the mood is dead...

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kaprookie 3

Should've gone pull my **** and then qweefed.

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HAT3BR33D 0

On the bright side he could of given you a pearl necklace or pirate eye! At least he didn't squeeze out a log on your leg! oh final one thank god you weren't 69ing . Lol

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dr_octagonapus47 4

Number 98 sounds like a dick and I'm just as smart as 98 is mister docbastard

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dr_octagonapus47 4

And if 98 was so smart he would know that he can lose his medical license for displaying "his real patients" x-rays like that Sincerely yours The dumbass who knows everything

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cutterrees 0

That's funny as hell haha

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alexnumber14 2

That's when you say pull on my nipple and then you fart

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theycallmejack 0

I remember when I had my first beer

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HumanWiki 8

Next time he's eating your snatch, queef on him.

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