Intimacy: Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend when he suddenly pulls...

By halloweed - 16/11/2011 05:27 - United States

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend when he suddenly pulls out and says, "Pull my penis." So I pulled his penis and he farted. Then he started doing it again. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/12/2018 14:00

Today, after weeks of no sex, my boyfriend finally decided to have sex with me. While we were getting into it I accidentally farted in his face while his mouth was open. No more sex for me. FML

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Rico Suave

By eww - 12/06/2025 20:00 - Czechia - Prague

Today, my boyfriend and I tried to have sex, but every time he thrust into me, he farted. Loud, smelly, wet farts. After a minute, I shoved him off and demanded he take a dump. After a full five minutes of loud diarrhea, he came back to bed, his ass stinking of sewage. My pussy dried up so fast… FML

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Fetish

By Anonymous - 25/07/2019 12:00

Today, my boyfriend and I finally had sex. The entire time he kept begging me to fart, especially on him. FML

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You're welcome

By Anonymous - 04/06/2025 13:00 - United States - Lincoln

Today, after having sex with my boyfriend, he pulled up his pants and said, "There you go." FML

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By Haley. - 26/03/2010 23:58 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were trying to have intercourse for the first time. One minute into it, he got nervous and farted. What's worse is that his fart scared him, and he asked "What was that?" FML

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Rush of gas

By Fart queen - 05/12/2022 04:00

Today, I had sex with my boyfriend. When we finished, he mentioned that he made me queef. I didn’t have the heart to tell him I actually farted during sex. FML

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By GasAttack - 07/09/2009 13:32 - Canada

Today, I was taking a shower. I heard my boyfriend come into the bathroom, brush his teeth and take off his clothes. He joined me in the shower and instead of doing something loving or sexy, he let out a huge fart into his hand and threw it into my face. FML

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First time?

By Anonymous - 31/07/2021 23:01 - United Kingdom - London

Today, my long-term boyfriend and I went on a romantic getaway. In the hotel we were having great sex, I was so close to… and then he farted. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/02/2013 08:35

Today, while I was in the shower, my boyfriend decided to join me. We were really getting into it and he attempted to lift me up. Not only did I let out a massive fart, he slipped and fell on top of me. He won't stop laughing. FML

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By byebyeromance - 26/08/2014 01:03 - United States - State College

Today, I was cuddling my boyfriend before going to bed. He farted really loud and spat in my face as he laughed. FML

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CalCommando 6

Wednesday 16 November 2011 12:02

Ding dong, the mood is dead...

kaprookie 3

Wednesday 16 November 2011 12:24

Should've gone pull my **** and then qweefed.

Comments

mismonroe 0

Wednesday 16 November 2011 14:14

Don't even tell me you didn't have the most mind blowing, toe curling ****** after that.

thatguy32692 4

Wednesday 16 November 2011 20:50

Mismonroe message me :)

jackieonasis78 1

Wednesday 16 November 2011 14:15

damn that's all I can,say

perdix 29

Wednesday 16 November 2011 14:15

You mean he started farting again?

You_Need_Soap 6

Wednesday 16 November 2011 14:22

Doesn't matter, had sex. (rolling my eyes at my own post)

kailarahne 19

Saturday 22 March 2014 7:59

If you didn't write that you were rolling your eyes...you wouldn't have gotten so many thumbs down..

StalinsHeir 1

Wednesday 16 November 2011 14:34

LOL what a legend

FREEDOM_from_fml 2

Wednesday 16 November 2011 14:38

Ahh...the humor of 16 year olds.

icic6772 0

Wednesday 16 November 2011 14:43

Delightful.

stangbabyxo4 7

Wednesday 16 November 2011 14:51

Time to find a new "man"

afulks78 11

Wednesday 16 November 2011 14:53

What a champ

fernclogger 5

Wednesday 16 November 2011 15:01

Never seen so many negative comments!!! Haha

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