Miscellaneous: Today, I was eating with a friend while walking on the sidewalk....

By anonymous - 20/08/2009 06:22 - United States

Today, I was eating with a friend while walking on the sidewalk. A couple of pigeons were bothering us so I threw a fry onto the street. As a flock of pigeons were gathering around the fry, a truck drove by. Only four survived. FML

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You deserved it 49 984

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By Anonymous - 14/04/2009 14:07 - United States

Today, I was walking through the park eating fries. There was an old woman feeding a few pigeons. They didn't seem too interested, so I threw some fries down as I walked by to try and help her out. About 2 minutes later, I heard screaming. A huge group of pigeons were attacking the old woman. FML

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You deserved it 19 915

Alexa, play "I Ran" by A Flock of Seagulls

By John - 10/07/2013 02:48 - United States

Today, while leaving McDonald's, I threw a fry out the window to a flock of seagulls. I watched in the rear-view mirror as it landed in the opposite lane and about 60 winged rats descended upon the street, causing a truck to veer off the road and crash. FML

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You deserved it 50 771

By fencernick - 22/04/2009 10:40 - United States

Today, I was eating a hamburger on the street when a pigeon came down to take a bite. I ran and got 30 birds or so chasing me. My legs were burning, half of my burger was gone, and an entire office building was laughing at me. FML

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You deserved it 9 467

By bouda - 15/05/2011 18:19 - France

Today, I killed a pigeon. It choked to death on a piece of bread I threw its way. FML

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You deserved it 7 562

Tippi Hedren strikes back

By B_and_W - 21/11/2013 11:35 - France

Today, I watched a little girl laugh while giving bread to some pigeons at a bus stop. A bus then arrived. All the pigeons moved out of the away, except one. Its head got crushed by a wheel, and some blood splattered onto the little girl's shoes, who then screamed. With laughter. FML

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You deserved it 4 952

Tasty

By Anonymous - 09/07/2023 03:00 - United States

Today, I went to the supermarket and picked up some groceries, along with what I thought was a bag of chips. I ripped it open in the car and realized it was a bag of birdseed. As I spat out the birdseed through the car's open window and tried to clean the mess, a pigeon flew into my car and attacked me. FML

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You deserved it 889

You're welcome

By Melanie - 07/11/2024 22:00 - United States

Today, I felt like surprising my coworkers by bringing donuts. Feeling generous, I got a dozen from the most reputable bakery in town. On my way to the office, I tripped, and the box flew open, scattering donuts everywhere. A group of pigeons swooped in and devoured them before I could recover. I spent $30 on pigeon breakfast. FML

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You deserved it 142

By dont_shit_where_i_eat - 29/08/2017 23:15

Today, during the few free minutes I had while rushing between meetings, I grabbed a plain slice of pizza to go. I stepped outside, ready to eat and walk, when a friendly pigeon flew overhead and added a "free topping" to my slice. FML

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You deserved it 284

Alas, poor Donald

By Hit and Run - 13/07/2021 07:59 - United States

Today, while driving, I put on my hazards and slowed to a stop to let a family of geese cross the street. The pick-up truck behind me however, decided to change lanes and speed off, running over at least half of them. FML

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You deserved it 102

Surprise strike

By Anonymous - 28/06/2020 20:02

Today, as I was walking home with dinner, a pigeon pooped on my leg like a dive bomb. My hands were full carrying the food, so I had to walk the rest of the way with a smear on my jeans that everyone knew what it was. FML

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You deserved it 196

papertigers_fml 0

Thursday 20 August 2009 12:22

a truck? on the street? what are the chances?! it's not your fault, you couldn't possibly have known.

ijaywalk 0

Thursday 20 August 2009 12:21

Best FML ever. Now hunt down the survivors! YDI for awesomeness, coz your life totally doesn't suck.

Comments

Neferria 0

Thursday 20 August 2009 22:22

Damn. That was pretty unfortunate. What happened after? Did anyone happen to see you?

Charlesdenfreude 0

Thursday 20 August 2009 22:27

I'm amazed that a couple of pigeons managed to reproduce so fast that even though some of them died, there were four left. A couple = two FYL because you can't write

PrincessZelda_fml 0

Thursday 20 August 2009 22:53

I'm amazed at how quickly people are to judge without reading the whole FML first. A FLOCK of pigeons gathered around the fry. A couple were bothering him. Goodness

mopho 0

Friday 21 August 2009 22:50

Take your smartassery to 4chan.

star_ver 0

Saturday 22 August 2009 0:43

FYL because you can't read dumbass.

RedNeckAndProud 0

Thursday 20 August 2009 22:34

hahahahahahahaha good job! pigeons are filthy animals

laughingman 0

Thursday 20 August 2009 22:39

not a fml

boner_93 2

Thursday 20 August 2009 22:39

@ 41, ever heard of lemmings? there's no way this is an fml, unless you work for PETA or something. but even then, you deserved it because you think animals are better than humans

desgent 0

Thursday 20 August 2009 23:37

another option is " today I threw 100$ on the road 20 people ran for and two survived. fml"

Kuroftw 0

Thursday 20 August 2009 23:42

Let's hope PETA wasn't watching.

RatIsKing 0

Friday 21 August 2009 0:13

woohoo! fewer birds to take a dump on my shoulder! ^^

Bo_day_shus 0

Friday 21 August 2009 0:17

Screw hitting two birds with one stone. You got a whole flock with just one fry. you win.

beezie93 0

Saturday 22 August 2009 6:30

HAHA

sergeimosin 0

Friday 21 August 2009 0:55

Who give a shit, pigeons are pests. Grow the **** up and learn that live happens. Things die. Go hunting a time or two.

czechmate 0

Friday 21 August 2009 1:41

Sergiemosin, go **** yourself. my dad is a "hunter" too, but everyone knows it's killing an animal for the fun of it. Murdering an innocent creature sport, to challenge yourself. My dad tries to say that 'without hunters, deer would become overpopulated" which is true, but there are plenty of people who hunt for food, and then there are others who KILL a helpless animal just to get the mount of a deer head on their wall. It's all about macho idiocy. So to all of you hunters just like that, **** you.