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By Chris - 03/04/2011 17:41 - United States

Today, I was awoken by my dad yelling into my ear. In shock, I jumped up off the couch, and came smashing down into the coffee table. FML

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By anonymous - 12/02/2011 05:48 - Canada

Today, I woke up in the middle of the night to get a glass of water. Groggy and disoriented, I bumped into several pieces of furniture and made a lot of noise. My dad woke up, mistook me for a burglar, and knocked me out with his fist. FML

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By inalotofpain - 16/04/2011 12:46 - United States

Today, while relaxing in the kitchen drinking coffee, my dad suddenly rushed in, knocking me over and causing me to spill boiling hot coffee all over myself. Then, my dad thought it would be a good idea to grab the sprayer from the sink and douse me with cold water in order to "put me out." FML

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You're grounded!

By Break A Leg - 08/08/2022 14:00

Today, I accidentally slammed my leg against the coffee table. It was only after I went to the bathroom a few minutes later that I realized there's now a massive gash on my upper leg. I also got in trouble for yelling, "SON OF A BITCH!" as soon as the impact occurred. FML

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PIVOT!

By D.M - 29/09/2024 06:00 - Canada

Today, while moving a couch and repeatedly asking my dad what he was trying to do and him ignoring me, I got my hand slammed between the corner of the couch and a doorway, because my dad shoved the couch without saying anything. I was holding the corner to stop it from falling on me. FML

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Thanks guys

By Anonymous - 29/04/2009 00:05 - Canada

Today, I was walking into my living room when I slipped over the carpet, bashed my head on my glass table, and was moaning in pain on the floor. My parents came running when they heard my head bang… straight to the table, to see if there were any scratches on it. FML

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You deserved it 3 240

By Anonymous - 29/08/2015 17:08 - Canada - Gatineau

Today, I blacked out while hugging my dad. I woke up a minute later on the floor with my dad telling me to, "quit being lazy and get up." FML

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You deserved it 1 563

Skittish

By Anonymous - 18/07/2023 22:00 - Netherlands - Hardenberg

Today, my dad came home and wanted to grab a glass. It wasn't in direct sight so he slammed the cupboard door so hard, I peed my pants. FML

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By Karl - 21/02/2011 11:43

Today, I woke up and heard a noise coming from the kitchen. I went down stairs and saw a huge guy in there. I got a vase and hit him over the head, not realizing it was my mom's new boyfriend. FML

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Shocking

By Anonymous - 02/08/2020 17:01

Today, I tried to hang up a light and, in my clumsiness, got shocked. My dad started screaming at me for yelling out. FML

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You deserved it 240

Noise Annoys

By Anonymous - 22/08/2019 06:04

Today, at three in the morning, I rolled out of bed in my sleep, landing butt-first into my trash can and scraping my arm on my bedside table. I cleaned up the mess I'd made and tried to stop my arm from bleeding. During which, my dad banged on the door and told me to keep it down. FML

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HowDidIGetHere 0

Sunday 3 April 2011 22:22

Time to get a new dad...

you_failed 15

Sunday 3 April 2011 22:23

Ouchies! But now you know what to do when he's taking a nap... :D

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MyNameIsBruce 0

Sunday 3 April 2011 22:42

And thats the story about the dented coffee table...

sweetthing333 0

Monday 4 April 2011 0:43

Haha nice on

lmaoatall 6

Sunday 3 April 2011 22:54

and oh how your dad stood there and laughed...and laugh he did- now fix it. where is your dad going to rest his feet now.

ciarafox9 9

Sunday 3 April 2011 22:43

did it break?

rockybalboaaa_ 6

Wednesday 29 August 2012 14:53

Yes it broke , you dumbass .

denvan 0

Sunday 3 April 2011 22:44

Get a buzzer next time wake up your dad like that

freddyisepic 2

Monday 4 April 2011 5:46

lol at ur pic

ruben_A_ruiz 0

Monday 4 April 2011 6:26

LOL ur pic is hilarious man

chaywood13 0

Wednesday 6 April 2011 7:29

forget that, get an air horn!

briidontgive_ 0

Sunday 3 April 2011 23:01

Time to stop sleeping on the couch

_streets_ 19

Sunday 3 April 2011 23:04

Just wait until he's sleeping and do the same to him.

Miss_Michaela 10

Sunday 3 April 2011 23:54

Original Poster, I think.

seth96 0

Sunday 3 April 2011 23:09

ya but that's not very nice but it's pay back so it makes up for it's self

Miss_Michaela 10

Sunday 3 April 2011 23:43

Exactly. The Dad's fault, therefore he'll have to pay for a new table. It all works out in the end. :)

Every1luvsfmls 6

Sunday 3 April 2011 23:10

tell me he recorded it?

Every1luvsfmls 6

Sunday 3 April 2011 23:11

Tell me he recorded that

DeadxManxWalking 27

Sunday 3 April 2011 23:21

ouch damn

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