Today, I was at work, nonchalantly spinning my keys around my finger when they flew off and hit a glass cabinet. Broken glass showered passing customers. I don't think I'll have a job to go to tomorrow. FML
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Today, I dropped some glass at my job while putting it on the shelf. A shard bounced off the floor and went up my nose. FML
Today, I woke up earlier to food prep for lunch later. Just as I was preparing the ingredients, I dropped a thick glass saucer on the kitchen counter and it shattered like a hail storm - everywhere in the kitchen. I ended up spending more time cleaning it out and obviously logged in to work later than usual. FML
Today, I was polishing a ring I made at a jewelry shop I intern at. The ring flicked off my fingers and smashed me in the eye. It only took a single trip to the emergency room to make me pretty sure I won't be getting the job. FML
Today, at my new job waitressing, I walked into a glass door at full speed while carrying a tray of drinks. Not only did I spill everything, but I also left a weird make up face print on the glass for everyone to laugh at. FML
Today, I was making a shake at work when the cup fell off the blender. I went to catch it, and instead caught the teeth of the still-spinning mixer. When my hand was still bleeding five minutes later, my supervisor told me to clock out until it stopped. I lost money for getting hurt on the job. FML
Today, I tried to put a drinking glass on the top rack at the dish sink where I work, but lost my grip. The glass then fell into my coworker's face, the bridge of her nose to be exact. X-rays confirmed that I broke her nose. FML
Today, I accidentally broke a vase. When I was clearing it up, I used my bare hand to sweep up the shards without thinking. I'm still fishing pieces of broken glass out of my hand. FML
Today, I was getting ready for a party when I accidentally knocked my blender off the counter. After taking a half an hour to clean up all the glass, I went upstairs to get the spare blender I keep in the closet. I tripped, and broke the blender. I just applied for a waitressing job. FML
Today, while washing dishes for my friend, I managed to break an unbreakable glass and slice my hand open on it. FML
Today, I walked into the glass door of my boss’s cabin and broke my spectacles. Thank god for a backup pair, right? Wrong. I fell down the stairs and broke them too. FML
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hockeyrocks39 0
If people weren't so sue happy these days you wouldn't have to worry about losing your job over something that's worthy of an apology and paying to have it fixed. Now some jackass is probably going to sue over a little tiny cut, probably not as big as a paper cut. But now the "Victim" can't walk by windows any longer for fear of being showered by glass and oh all the sleepless nights from the horror and pain of the mighty 1/4" gash in their pinky finger... sorry OP wrong place wrong time...
snickardoodlez 0
Because spinning your keys automatically make you stupid. /logic
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Comments (91)
bubblekitty 1
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HugoBosss_fml 0
Smooooth.
krazyvato 0
if you were as cool as me (I'm lil Wayne) that wouldve never happen
thedevilwithin 0
You're Lil Wayne? FYL.
thedevilwithin 0
Stupidity at its finest...YDI.
snickardoodlez 0
Because spinning your keys automatically make you stupid. /logic
Dennisse_47 17
No, spinning keys doesn't make someone stupid. But spinning it and having it fly off that person's finger into a GLASS cabinet causing it to shatter would kind of make him/her at least a little stupid.
btnhdude 0
labeling someone stupid because of an accident makes you ignorant; and with ignorance comes stupidity, or lack of understanding.
71ffy 6
/WoW?
vergaso 0
ydi for not taking a shower stupid dirty goochface
thedevilwithin 0
Not being able to recognize the danger and risk of spinning the keys in that specific environment is stupidity. Spin your keys all you want. Just make sure you're not doing it with so much speed in an area where someone could be harmed and something could be damaged.
VinegarStrokes 0
I don't even like Harry Potter and I think your pic is amazing 3. Lol... Now, on to the OP- how hard were you spinning the keys around your finger?? That's retard strength if I've ever seen it before! IASIP reference... Anyone? ;)
montressa_FML 0
clean it up
borkchop1992 15
haha tool
EatnBeef 7
glass shouldn't be able to be that easily broken
iranoutofnames 6
says the guy that plays water polo...
borkchop1992 15
arent you cool why dont come down here so that i can show you how the water polo tool will crack your skull open in 3 seconds
borkchop1992 15
hey 76 why dont you come down here so that the waterpolo tool can crack your head open in 3 seconds
iranoutofnames 6
your masculinity is amazing! you should get a trophy for how manly you are, making idle threats over the internet...
whiteboy7thst 2
You are not the sharpest pencil in the box.
franniedottp 8
or the brightest color in the 72 pack of crayons... oooor the sharpest knife in the drawer... OR... I think I'll stop now..:
That0therguy 4
which means he/she's dumb.
Newboyz00185 0
Not the hardest dick in the orgie either :/
Djzom13 0
Not the fattest... oh never mind
CitrusGirl 0
not the brightest bulb on the Christmas tree is my favorite.
OceanBreathesSal 5
Not the brightest star in the constellation. it's a shame when cousins marry. he's dumber than a box of hammers. nit the sharpest tool in the shed. hehe I'm done(:
RayneStorm93 0
I laughed. Hard.
moe_moe 0
wow u deserved it, u should watch where ur swinging the keys
jennifer93 0
Aww sounds like something I'd do :/ sorry I hope you can keep your job
sharkwkrox 0
agreed..it was stupid but I feel bad for him...it gonna take a long time to find a job cuz the economy sucks
Captain_Obvious2_fml 6
it raining me.... broken glass!!! owww oohhh ahhhh
imcutefml 0
u are my hero
Captain_Obvious2_fml 6
Im not just a hero... Im captain Obvious!
goingsolo211 8
just goes to show that you can't be too careful.
Sparx1_1 16
Sounds like a "wrong time, wrong place" kind of thing. I hope it doesn't cost you your job.