By 4yrldkicker - 29/07/2009 20:26 - United States

Today, I was at the mall and someone peeked their head under the door of my dressing room while I was half dressed. Not knowing who it was, I kicked him in the face just out of instinct. Its was a 4 year old kid looking for his mother. FML
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englishmuffin 0

wow horrible luck though i don't know if i'd kick things just out of instinct

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tikimuppet 11

I would probably have done a similar thing

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mustangsami118 5

so not your fault..the mother should be looking after her kid..you should have kicked her in the face too

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swimtilyoudrown 0

HAHA! But still, poor kid. How did it go? Was he OK?

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sheni_009 0

I hate it when kids do stuff like that! It'll teach him not to do that ever again at least...

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oooshiny 0

The same thing happened to me but I was in an airport bathroom! So instead of just being half-naked I was pooping. Maybe worse? IDK. But fml decided my story wasn't fml-y enough. So kudos to you for bringing this issue to light! ;)

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Stpatch754 0

serves the little kid right, tough love, i would have done the same thing.

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congratz13 2

Wow, to everyone saying that you shouldn't kick people in the face for looking: What the hell? Oh yes, we wouldn't want to hurt the Peeping Toms, would we? If they decide it's fine and dandy to watch someone undress without their permission, that someone should be able to kick those motherfuckers in their face! They totally deserve that! To everyone saying "OMG you can't distinguish between a 4-year-old and a man what's wrong with you?!": When you see a face peeking under the door of your dressing room, are you really gonna CHECK to see how old they are? As the OP said, it was instinct. And to the people somehow deciding that the OP enjoys kicking small children in the face: She obviously doesn't, or she wouldn't have written an FML. She probably thought it was some weird pervert. I highly doubt that, every time she sees a 4-year-old, she takes advantage of the situation and kicks their face. FYL, OP. Your instinct was perfectly reasonable. I guess it was just too much effort for the mom to at the very least tell her kid which dressing room she was in.

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nuutsacker 0

even if it was on purpose (which is incredibly unlikely), a 4-year-old peeping at someone is hardly deserving of a kick in the face. a simple talk about privacy would be sufficient. theres only one problem with physically assaulting someone for peeping: IT ISNT LEGAL! this kids mother could press charges. op - i understand that this was your instinct, but that makes it even more YDI. i find it very troubling that your natural instinct was to kick someone in the face. i would not want to meet you in a dark alley.

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manderpander 0

Hopefully the little shit learned something.

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InspiredByGaGa 8

Hey mothers: Next time, get a god damn baby sitter! If you can't afford a baby sitter, you probably shouldn't have had a god damn kid in the first place!

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jimmi92 0

im pretty sure you would have been able to tell the difference between a four year old kid and a grown man. for one an adult would have to get down on his knees to look...a little kid wouldn't. dumb ass.

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