Love: Today, I was at a party. The girl I'm madly in love with referred...

By Bo - 22/04/2009 13:50 - United Kingdom

Today, I was at a party. The girl I'm madly in love with referred to me as her 'Gay Friend.' She refused to kiss me in Spin-the-Bottle as 'She didn't want to do anything with anyone that night'. She then made out, and slept with, my 'best friend' whom she had never met before. FML

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You deserved it 6 725

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By Stupid Drunk - 22/12/2012 05:01 - United States

Today, I was drunk at a party and confessed my love for my crush and told her how I felt. According to my friends, I made out with another girl not long after my confession. FML

I agree, your life sucks 13 078

You deserved it 49 620

Misunderstanding of the night

By milkybear - 15/06/2010 07:11 - United States

Today, I went to a party where I met an amazing guy. After having great conversation all night and what I thought was a serious connection, I leaned in to kiss him. He screamed, forcefully pushed my face away with his hand, and said he was gay. FML

I agree, your life sucks 44 898

You deserved it 15 900

What is going on here?

By Emily - 06/01/2025 15:00 - Canada - Vancouver

Today, I went to my BFF's 16th birthday party. As I arrived, a VERY cute (and familiar looking) boy said to me, "You look hot! Wanna kiss?" I've made out at parties before so I agreed. As we did, I recognized my pal as a slightly butch, if pretty, GIRL I know. Worst part - her kisses are better than my boyfriend's. Am I gay now? FML

I agree, your life sucks 113

You deserved it 774

By dlova - 27/01/2009 06:33 - United States

Today, I was at a party and spent the whole night bragging to my friends about how I thought this girl was totally into me. As we were leaving, we saw the same girl making out with my ex. FML

I agree, your life sucks 10 215

You deserved it 24 756

Catch 22

By Anonymous - 26/03/2021 20:01

Today, I was at a friend's house; she left the room for a few minutes. Her dad then put me in a headlock and told me that I'd, "better treat his daughter right if I ever wanted to walk again," because she's in love with me. I'm a gay guy, and she knows. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 090

You deserved it 107

By alone_forever - 04/03/2009 21:03 - United States

Today, my best friend who I have been secretly in love with forever, was ranting about her ex-girlfriend. Then she said : "If only you were gay, we'd be perfect for each other." I took the chance to tell her I was. She responded : "Well, I'm still not attracted to you though." FML

I agree, your life sucks 77 975

You deserved it 7 881

By bbns - 14/01/2009 11:57 - Germany

Today, I organized a party, invited a girl I've been secretly in love with for years, as well as a friend of mine who brought along an unknown mate of his. The party was fine, although the unknown mate threw up all over the floor. Now, the girl is dating that unknown mate and is in love with him. FML

I agree, your life sucks 25 364

You deserved it 2 802

By Anonymous - 11/03/2018 15:00

Today, the girl I thought I was dating introduced me to her boyfriend. We've gone on dates and have slept in the same bed, but it turns out she thought I was her gay best friend and was planning to introduce me to her boyfriend's brother. FML

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You deserved it 894

Love is love

By Anonymous - 05/04/2024 10:00 - Sierra Leone

Today, it was my best friend's wedding. The night ended with her in tears outside her hotel suite, where she confessed that she has a serious crush on me. I have a serious crush on her too. We're both straight women. I'm really confused. FML

I agree, your life sucks 603

You deserved it 178

All kinds of wrong

By Anonymous - 16/06/2020 14:01

Today, while at my friend's house, she had to leave the room for a few minutes. Her dad then put me in a headlock and told me that I had "better treat his daughter right if I ever wanted to walk again," because she's in love with me. Then he left. I'm a gay guy. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 812

You deserved it 205

scorpioserpent 1

Wednesday 22 April 2009 20:03

aww she's a bitch :(

bluephoenix1498 0

Wednesday 22 April 2009 20:04

sorry bro hate it when you love someone and its not returned

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mikey41414 0

Thursday 23 April 2009 1:23

109 nailed it, I will say one thing though, don't be afraid to go after something you want, but dont get to close to that person before you do, that'll make life easier

xThatRandomGirlx 0

Thursday 23 April 2009 1:39

Okay, I do feel bad for the OP, but I'm getting really sick of seeing posts that begin with "the girl/guy I'm in love with..." For the last time NO YOU'RE NOT!!!!!!!! Clearly they don't have a clue about what your feeling or just don't care. You're not IN LOVE you're OBSESSED WITH or THINK ABOUT or HAVE A CRUSH ON... totally not the same as IN LOVE Get out of this position, learn to gain some confidence, and most important do not go looking for girls. If you just do what you like, they will come to you. Believe me, only until recently was I in a similar position, I know it sucks, but if you brush off this incident, move on and just enjoy life, things will change, I promise.

schmals 0

Thursday 23 April 2009 1:54

stop hanging out with her. cut her off completely. it's hard, but it's the only way to fix it.

begrunge 0

Thursday 23 April 2009 2:00

# 15, i think she was saying that he was gay to try and put him down, not that she acctually thinks he is. And that sucks... massively... does she know how you feel for her? either way, she's a jerk... move on, man. it's hard, but you have to... you'll find better. I promise you, there are far many better people out there than her, and she'll end up with all STD's imaginable and die of AIDS alone and lonely.

Stinkyfeet 0

Thursday 23 April 2009 2:12

F*** you # 109. You can't assume that everyone who looks at fmylife.com and complains about girls not going for nice guys are douchebags. I'm a nice guy but I luckily don't complain anymore. # 126 Knows whats up.

quachie 0

Thursday 23 April 2009 2:35

sleep with both of their moms

TryToBeKind 0

Thursday 23 April 2009 2:47

She's not obligated to kiss you by any means, but saying she doesn't want to and then turning around and doing it anyway (with your best friend no less!) is just plain shitty. "I don't want to do anything with anyone tonight" means that and she should have followed through. Now. If your best friend pressured her and she was scared into doing it (which is unlikely becaues it sounds like she did it in front of people), that would be bad on your friends part. Actually, it is still bad on your friend's part b/c he/she should have told her, "No, you said you didn't want to do anything with anyone tonight and I don't want to go against your wishes." Sounds like they both suck.