Love: Today, I was at a party. The girl I'm madly in love with referred...

By Bo - 22/04/2009 13:50 - United Kingdom

Today, I was at a party. The girl I'm madly in love with referred to me as her 'Gay Friend.' She refused to kiss me in Spin-the-Bottle as 'She didn't want to do anything with anyone that night'. She then made out, and slept with, my 'best friend' whom she had never met before. FML

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You deserved it 6 725

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By Stupid Drunk - 22/12/2012 05:01 - United States

Today, I was drunk at a party and confessed my love for my crush and told her how I felt. According to my friends, I made out with another girl not long after my confession. FML

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Misunderstanding of the night

By milkybear - 15/06/2010 07:11 - United States

Today, I went to a party where I met an amazing guy. After having great conversation all night and what I thought was a serious connection, I leaned in to kiss him. He screamed, forcefully pushed my face away with his hand, and said he was gay. FML

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What is going on here?

By Emily - 06/01/2025 15:00 - Canada - Vancouver

Today, I went to my BFF's 16th birthday party. As I arrived, a VERY cute (and familiar looking) boy said to me, "You look hot! Wanna kiss?" I've made out at parties before so I agreed. As we did, I recognized my pal as a slightly butch, if pretty, GIRL I know. Worst part - her kisses are better than my boyfriend's. Am I gay now? FML

I agree, your life sucks 113

You deserved it 774

By dlova - 27/01/2009 06:33 - United States

Today, I was at a party and spent the whole night bragging to my friends about how I thought this girl was totally into me. As we were leaving, we saw the same girl making out with my ex. FML

I agree, your life sucks 10 215

You deserved it 24 756

Catch 22

By Anonymous - 26/03/2021 20:01

Today, I was at a friend's house; she left the room for a few minutes. Her dad then put me in a headlock and told me that I'd, "better treat his daughter right if I ever wanted to walk again," because she's in love with me. I'm a gay guy, and she knows. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 090

You deserved it 107

By alone_forever - 04/03/2009 21:03 - United States

Today, my best friend who I have been secretly in love with forever, was ranting about her ex-girlfriend. Then she said : "If only you were gay, we'd be perfect for each other." I took the chance to tell her I was. She responded : "Well, I'm still not attracted to you though." FML

I agree, your life sucks 77 975

You deserved it 7 881

By bbns - 14/01/2009 11:57 - Germany

Today, I organized a party, invited a girl I've been secretly in love with for years, as well as a friend of mine who brought along an unknown mate of his. The party was fine, although the unknown mate threw up all over the floor. Now, the girl is dating that unknown mate and is in love with him. FML

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You deserved it 2 802

By Anonymous - 11/03/2018 15:00

Today, the girl I thought I was dating introduced me to her boyfriend. We've gone on dates and have slept in the same bed, but it turns out she thought I was her gay best friend and was planning to introduce me to her boyfriend's brother. FML

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You deserved it 894

Love is love

By Anonymous - 05/04/2024 10:00 - Sierra Leone

Today, it was my best friend's wedding. The night ended with her in tears outside her hotel suite, where she confessed that she has a serious crush on me. I have a serious crush on her too. We're both straight women. I'm really confused. FML

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You deserved it 178

All kinds of wrong

By Anonymous - 16/06/2020 14:01

Today, while at my friend's house, she had to leave the room for a few minutes. Her dad then put me in a headlock and told me that I had "better treat his daughter right if I ever wanted to walk again," because she's in love with me. Then he left. I'm a gay guy. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 812

You deserved it 205

scorpioserpent 1

Wednesday 22 April 2009 20:03

aww she's a bitch :(

bluephoenix1498 0

Wednesday 22 April 2009 20:04

sorry bro hate it when you love someone and its not returned

Comments

superkid 0

Friday 24 April 2009 20:09

I call ****.

lawlwut 0

Friday 24 April 2009 20:13

Dood, I've been there before. Too bad it happened to you. Do what I did and call your friend a dick and then make him buy you lunch and make fun of the that ***** the entire time you enjoy a beer. Plus people still play spin the bottle all of the time. You'd be surprised what games sound awesome when you're drunk.

DaftBrian 0

Friday 24 April 2009 23:46

That what you get for not having balls.

Whitewaters 0

Saturday 25 April 2009 4:31

Don't u see she was drunk!!!

tweetspie 0

Saturday 25 April 2009 5:02

I agree with 8 about spin the bottle, but clearly you're not "madly in love with her" if she thinks you're gay.

Dragon60238 0

Saturday 25 April 2009 19:00

Sucks dude, although #190 is right, it's probably not love since it's not reciprocated.

beetlebug 0

Saturday 25 April 2009 19:47

wow shes such a bitch. i mean not only did she only call you her gay friend but she then had sex with your best friend and your best friend is a douche because he had sex with her and probably knew you liked her. next time you see her you should say that your not gay and you deserve better than her and her trashy ass. then just dnt ever talk to her again cause if you just forgive her then shell just hurt you again.

Wsmith 0

Sunday 26 April 2009 22:53

Talk like a bitch, Get smaked like a bitch!

sportsnut 0

Monday 27 April 2009 7:06

I had to click "you deserved that one" because you didn't have the balls to tell her how you feel. It sucks, i've been there but at least you know what to do next time.