Today, I was at a bus stop making small talk with a really nice girl, when all of a sudden some kids let off firecrackers behind me. I shrieked like a little girl and practically jumped into her lap. FML
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Autumn: Leaves and Laughter
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Today, I was riding the bus home from college. I was standing in the aisle and there was a rather cute girl sitting next to me. The bus came to an abrupt stop, I tripped, and fell into her lap. She shrieked, "Eww! Get off me!" and shove me onto the floor of the bus. Nice to know I'm revolting. FML
Today, while on the bus, I had to stand as all the seats were taken. I was standing behind a group of small girls who were messing around with their bags. As they were swinging them, one hit me square in the nuts with her elbow. The girl said, “Wise up, I hardly touched you.” I missed my stop. FML
Today, a girl started talking to me at the bus stop. After it descended into an awkward silence, I jumped on my bus to avoid further conversation. She got on the same bus. And got off at the same stop. I swear the whole bus could feel the tension. FML
Today, while on the bus, I took out my breath spray. The elderly lady beside me thought it was pepper spray. She panicked and started screaming, which culminated in the man near her punching me in the jaw. FML
Today, as I walked on to the bus, the girl I liked whispered something to her friend. Curious, I asked what was so funny. She said she never realized that when I got on, I shook the bus. FML
Today, I was asleep on a plane. I woke up after feeling the plane jolt and I screamed at the top of my lungs. The little girl next to me told me I was a sissy. Everyone around us laughed. FML
Today, while on the bus, I began to fall asleep. Suddenly, a man next to me started laughing very loudly, scaring me and jolting me out from my nap. I was so scared, I reflexively punched the girl in front of me in the face. I was pinned down by three other men while the cops were called. FML
Today, while dropping my son off at the bus stop before school, I went to give him a kiss on the cheek. Then, before I was able to make contact, he jumped away, yelled "PSYCH!!!!" as loud as he could, and jumped on the bus. The kids all laughed at me and the other parents looked embarrassed for me. FML
Today, the girl who I have had a crush on for two years snuck up from behind me and gave me a hug. I farted very loud at the same exact time. FML
Today, my fire alarm startled me so badly that I shat myself. FML
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Thisismypchere 8
Haha, she might have thought it was funny and or cute so it may not be that big of a deal. But FYL anyway.
globetrottter 3
Way to show her your 'nerves of steel' :)
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Comments (81)
honeybuncher 3
Eh. I'm sure she will talk to you again. If not, it's no big deal OP. Besides, I'm sure most people would react the same way.
challan 19
I keep looking at your picture and I'm wondering if you're driving the General Lee. If so, how did you fit those puppies through the window?!!!
VasilisaUzhasnaj 29
Trollkids strike again!
Litarius 8
Well look on the bright side... You didn't pee in your pants or did you?
11mandy80 6
Yeah something like that happened to me too.…
Branflakes78 13
cool story bro
Branflakes78 13
cool story bro
THE_A_TEEN 27
^You're on my death list.
TheEpicMilkMan 13
mhmm *takes out pen and notepad* had did that make you feel *clicks pen*
ChickInGreenVans 12
And hows that working for you??
TheGITP 0
Fast mover I see, just met her and already jumping into her lap haha
MandyMeow_fml 18
Damn those hooligans! Kids these days with their explosions and such.
Pandacupcakelove 26
Haha! I would actually find that kind of cute!
nofearjenshere 12
Awe, just like your profile picture!
Pandacupcakelove 26
Scary part is I look a lot like my picture... Same eyes 0_0
hqbrat 8
We know who would become the man in your relashonships