By Dontworryaboutit - 28/12/2009 10:16 - United States

Spicy
Today, I tried to get my girlfriend of nine months to have oral sex with me. She was eating a hot dog. She then said, "If you ask me again, this is what I'll do to you." She then bit the hot dog in half. FML
I agree, your life sucks 11 468
You deserved it 38 985

Same thing different taste

Top comments

KrystleLynn 0

your girlfriend rules dude. don't **** with her.

On one hand, your life sucks because your GF doesn't. On the other hand, her reaction was absolutely hilarious...

Comments

not a team player. and men like it for the same reason that women like it done to them. don't be so selfish. We're all adults anyway.

It's not really an FYL. She doesn't want to pleasure you orally. Not all girls are down with it. And some men are a bitch and a half to please orally. My friend's ex only stayed hard when she was choking on him, so that side of their relationship died. If she'll please you in other ways, you don't have a real reason to complain. And if you are going to be so whiny about it, maybe you should find someone else.

terriibabiiix23 0

dayummm ! dude you better be careful :/

look if shes not ready dont get mad because ur gonna end up lonely and un loved if you dnt give her time and b a player you cant get mad when girls wont give u shit just find somthingelse for her to do dont b a jackass

and from all the response u can pick out the guys and chicks

luvvs_theatre132 0

Im a girl, and I've been agreeing with most of the guys :P and some of the girls on here are such prudes and are so uptight! I kinda like sucking ****. And the taste of cum is yummy! So does that make me a pig?

YDI for thinking it's a one-way street. Maybe if you had offered to go first she would have been more receptive. And tell her that she can bring the hot dog.

thinmint 0

maybe your penis smells. maybe she doesn't need your pube floss. maybe your just so unbelievably massive that she is afraid your giant man beef will get lodged in her small intestine...nah don't get your hopes up, your chode smells like moldy cheese sqeezed between fat thighs on a warm summer day so FYL

it's ok man you can live without it. Take the risk ! LOL

spermonyourface 0

penis tastes nice show her this

ami1043 0

so?... get over it. you have hands don't you?