By Dontworryaboutit - 28/12/2009 10:16 - United States

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Today, I tried to get my girlfriend of nine months to have oral sex with me. She was eating a hot dog. She then said, "If you ask me again, this is what I'll do to you." She then bit the hot dog in half. FML
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KrystleLynn 0

your girlfriend rules dude. don't **** with her.

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g3rusz 6

On one hand, your life sucks because your GF doesn't. On the other hand, her reaction was absolutely hilarious...

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fobchick 0

well said #29, I totally agree

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boopityboppity 11

Um, sorry, when I said that I agreed with mokiwolf, I was only referring to the first part of the comment.

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KingHumanity 0

#29: A 9 month relationship is sufficient for "problems" like that be to communicated between couples. Oral sex is great both ways, and a guy shouldn't have to ask to get it. I'd be more than happy to do it for my girl because I know we both like it. If she has a psychological/physical condition that prevents her from pleasuring her boyfriend, all she has to do is to tell him. Any reasonable guy would undestand and try to work things out. OP's girlfriend obviously has no such condition and is being vicious with it. And who says you need to open your jaws all the way for a ********? Ever known how to lick, kiss, or suck? Sounds like it's just a pathetic excuse. "Twisted views on women", LOL. Enjoy your cat, fat feminazi.

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luvvs_theatre132 0

I LOVE this post. Its fun not being a femnazi, for the record :P

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Neon_POP 0

Girlfriend WIN. :D Also, there ARE girls out there who refuses to have sex until they're married, so give her a break.

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Enzan 0

You're disgusting like most guys. Just because you dont get your nut means that she's useless? Because she doesnt help you get off she's not worth your time? Why dont you go on a hike or something. Yeah, FYL for having screwed up priorities.

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WorldCupCheer 0

thank u! these comments disgust me becuz i see how girls hve bfs because they want to get to know the guy and want to be loved and then jackass nasty guys just want to get oral! this makes me want to become a lesbian

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evry1_luvs_butts 7

why can't guys respect girls...as a guy I would never expect this from my girlfriend nor would I ask her too do it. you can be in a relationship without doing sexual stuff and still have tons of fun. besides by not doing sexual things you will find out if he/she is with you cause he/she loves you or just loves you for your body/pleasure

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scarsnstars45 0

#6 is dead on and seven probly won't do oral either, haha! seriously though, no oral after nine months? is she catholic or just a prude?

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GanjAxZermA 0

hey be glad that she's a strong women.. you don't want a bitch so you?

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schwinn11 0

it's only gonna get worse the longer you're together, you need to dump that bitch and find someone more willing

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