Miscellaneous: Today, I told my parents I no longer believe in the religion...

By non believer - 23/09/2010 06:08 - United States

Today, I told my parents I no longer believe in the religion they strictly raised me under. They responded by kicking me out of the house. I'm broke, jobless, and the only person that will take me in is my psycho ex-girlfriend who never got over me. FML

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By Eliz - 20/07/2022 00:00

Today, I decided it was a good day to get my first tattoo since turning 18. Today, my parents decided it was a good day to make me homeless, because they are religious nutjobs that still live in the 19th century. Oh, and they’re no longer paying for my tuition. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/08/2014 17:24 - Germany - Würzburg

Today, my mother kicked me out of the house because her new boyfriend needs my room. Evidently he also needs my credit card, passport, and wallet too, because she kept all three, while tossing everything else out on the lawn. FML

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By gelly donut - 22/10/2023 20:00

Today, my parents disowned me because I told them I don’t want kids. FML

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By heartbroken - 17/04/2023 09:00 - United States

Today, I’m devastated that I had to completely sever all ties with my mother. She’s a hyper religious zealot who’s gone as far as to threaten to kidnap my children in order to get them baptized after I refused to raise them in her archaic, abusive, oppressive cult-like “church”. FML

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Mirorbo 26

Thursday 23 September 2010 12:09

I'm all for standing up for one's beliefs, but if you knew your parents were that strict on their own, you should have at least waited until you were financially stable to say anything.

Tweety122888 0

Thursday 23 September 2010 12:08

I'm sorry op. stand up in what you believe no matter what. word of advice sleep with one eye open. lol good luck.

Comments

SadinSherman 16

Monday 8 November 2010 16:04

What were you planning to accomplish by telling your strict parents this?

Mons_fml 27

Tuesday 21 December 2010 10:13

psycho ex-girlfriend sounds good :) lol

cookiemonster144 0

Sunday 24 April 2011 9:15

are you really that stupid? it couldve been a gift or op got it when they had a job or parents. really, there's tons of possibilities

captainbj2 0

Saturday 28 May 2011 3:11

you may be proud, but not too smart....why did you have to tell them...?

guyverfanboy 16

Saturday 4 June 2011 22:10

That is total bullcrap!

biwinning88 1

Thursday 9 June 2011 6:16

religion, to me, is such a joke. how can these people who "believe" so strongly in god throw their child out on the street. maybe he's still religious but not in their faith, shouldn't that count for something? yeah Christians, you have sex before your married or use birth control your going to hell, but priests are aloud to fck little boys... makes sense.. I would stop believing too.