By heather - 20/06/2011 22:25 - Canada

Today, I told my husband that I was going to get a swimsuit from the Victoria's Secret catalog. He replied, "Are you going to get the body to go with it?" FML
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theonlysweetpea 10

Tell him that once he starts lookin like a pro athlete, you'll get that figure but until then go change a lightbulb!

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ZombieeeeUnicorn 1

what a douche.

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perdix 29

"If you want, I can add $10,000 to get the corpse of a swimsuit model with my order."

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smurfsarwales 9

I thought you were funny and beady petdix... ;(

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puertoricanmafia 0

you should of said : yeah i am , you want one too?!? xD

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sematariux 7

omg grammar nazi is you mad when I tlk like dis? stfu

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knocking 0

Geez, what an insensitive jerk! If he didn't think you would look good it in, there are much nicer ways to say it. And I'm sure there are thousands of good comebacks you can come up with yourself or suggested to you by the other members of FML, so I won't bother. I would suggest however that it be about his dick and/or hair. Those two things seem to be what guys are most sensitive about.

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dyno254 0

shut up y would a guy wanna be wit a over wieght woman. like we do so much u cant get ur ass on a diet. unless she has a disorder

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brookig 10

FYL for being a dick and not knowing how to talk or spell.

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knocking 0

Why would a woman want to be with a guy who has an IQ of 12? Besides, the OP might not be fat at all. Most women don't have the body of a Victorias Secret model, even if they are thin.

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bingababe 16

I think we can all safely assume that 46 is single.

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bingababe 16

49* dammit! Sorry whoever 46 is... Unless of course you made a douche bag comment like 49, in which case I'm not sorry at all!!

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ReynshineCutting 10

Well 49 there's this whole other thing called a personality, but clearly you don't have one so you have no idea what I'm talking about. Moron.

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cumverg 0

He was obviously joking. Taking a joke too far does not make you an insensitive douche.

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a_nutritionist 10

@21 id suggest if you want to offend someone you say something true. intelligent men couldnt care less about comments about the size of their penis if they know it isnt small. its the equivalent of telling a woman with DD's that shes flat chested, she would probably just give you an odd look and tell her friends about some idiot making a fool of themselves. that said, i dont think its deserved. it was clearly a joke.

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Yarrachel 16

@110: Except for the fact that it definitely does? A joke is one thing, but taking a joke too far to cause hurt feelings isn't right, and does make you insensitive. How would you feel if someone jumped out at you and punched you in the face. Is that okay because it's "just a joke."

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kamiicult 0

I'm going to guess 49 doesn't contribute to society much...

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dyno254 0

no i treat wemon very well. and i can spell dick maybee i have typos. but any ways i respect wemon

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bingababe 16

Both of your comments speak volumes about both your spelling and respect for *women.

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TalkinSmack 6

well? are u getting the body too?

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lendalynn 5

that was harsh...geez who crapped in his cornflakes

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swittig 0

lol I've never heard that one before, giggity

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dreamering 16

Tell him: "Nope, but my **** will be stared by everyone".

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tnlander 20

Some people have bodies built for Victoria's Secret and others have bodies built for Walmart.

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knocking 0

They sell bikinis at both places. I must admit though, the ones at VS are very cute.

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T1A2Z3 34

And most people have bodies not designed for any specific brand and wear whatever the hell they like.

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