Intimacy: Today, I skipped school and stayed home without telling my parents....

By ali grace - 14/05/2011 11:15 - United States

Today, I skipped school and stayed home without telling my parents. My mom came home on her lunch break with another man, and had sex in our living room. I'm stuck in my room, listening to my mom cheat on my dad. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/10/2013 16:26 - Norway - Ytre Arna

Today, my mom let me stay home from school, because I was sick. We both agreed not to tell my dad, since he's adamant that I never miss even one day of school. A few hours after my mom left for work, he came back home, with another woman. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/06/2018 01:30

Today, I decided to not hang in the library after school like I usually do. When I got home, I found my father cheating on my mother with my girlfriend, who said she was gay. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/06/2015 18:08 - Russian Federation - Moscow

Today, my mom kicked my dad out of the house and told him not to come home again. Why? I started watching some porn on my computer, forgetting I was still connected to the bluetooth speakers in the living room. My mom thought it was my dad, and I didn't have the balls to admit the truth. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/08/2022 02:00

Today, my boyfriend snuck out of my room so he could have sex with my mom in the next room. FML

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By yourstruly - 11/02/2010 19:40 - United States

Today, I woke up to the sound of someone having sex in the room next to me. I don't have a roommate. Turns out my mom thought I was out of town and used her extra key to bring a guy over for sex. FML

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By GoldenTornado11 - 10/05/2017 14:00

Today, I walked in on my parents having sex. In my room. FML

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By Rob - 07/11/2018 03:00

Today, I was in my bedroom with my boyfriend and we were kissing. My mom then came into my room and started shouting at my boyfriend for cheating on her. FML

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By dentistrygirl - 03/05/2012 19:41 - United States

Today, while I was sneaking a boy out of my room at 2am, I ran into my mom sneaking a man into her room. FML

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By toomanypills - 26/03/2022 17:00 - United States - Easton

Today, I'm in 12th grade and came home from school to find out my mother had someone over to have sex while I was at school. She's not had sex my whole life, so the uncomfortable feeling it gave me is different than anything I've felt before. She's been single by the way. FML

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The dead of the night

By Anonymous - 20/02/2024 13:00 - United States - Chicago

Today, I caught my mom and her boyfriend fucking in their room at night, all because I wanted to go to the bathroom. FML

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Saturday 14 May 2011 16:11

Come out of your room and walk past whistling with your hands in your pocket.

sterlingarcher 1

Saturday 14 May 2011 16:08

omg that really sucks!!!

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livin_plur 0

Saturday 14 May 2011 23:33

it makes perfect sense u just apparently Havnt heard that word before

aakasht10 0

Saturday 14 May 2011 23:37

yo you should bust her

jess2gd4u 0

Saturday 14 May 2011 23:41

what's more important? getting in trouble for school? or busting your mum?

Ibeatmyself 3

Saturday 14 May 2011 23:45

Blackmail

stormylol13 2

Saturday 14 May 2011 23:48

Shit happens.

ckjacques53198 0

Saturday 14 May 2011 23:59

that sucks

daniel_pb 0

Sunday 15 May 2011 0:01

holy fak!!!

ravenousrhino 0

Sunday 15 May 2011 0:02

threesome? threesome.

emjay09 0

Sunday 15 May 2011 0:20

so you're just sitting there letting it happen? you're a terrible child.

ichristina 0

Sunday 15 May 2011 0:28

bahahahahaha.

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