By ali grace - 14/05/2011 11:15 - United States

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Today, I skipped school and stayed home without telling my parents. My mom came home on her lunch break with another man, and had sex in our living room. I'm stuck in my room, listening to my mom cheat on my dad. FML
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iAmScrubs 19

Come out of your room and walk past whistling with your hands in your pocket.

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birdie013 0

haha, can you say raise in allowance (black mail)

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DeLpHe3zY 7

shouldve walked downstairs and pretend to cry. Unless it was gross enough to where you did cry forreala

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natalie2011 2

how do you know it wasn't your dad??

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IFF_President 6

Dude....it's called blackmail.....if you do something wrong she won't tell your dad and this way you can basically get away with anything.

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xMyazXtr3me 0

I'd go down and beat the shit out of the mofo.

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alym1617 0

they make sense, they're just usually so meaningless that it's kind of a mute point

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