Intimacy: Today, I saw a video in class about women aged 65+ and their...

By notenoughsex - 19/03/2009 05:46 - Canada

Today, I saw a video in class about women aged 65+ and their sex lives. An elderly, blind woman was having sex at her senior's home. I don't know what's worse, watching an hour-long documentary on this, or the fact that these women are having way more sex than I am. FML

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By unlucky_vee_13 - 23/02/2009 22:02 - United States

Today, I was talking to my 81-year-old widowed grandmother on the phone, and she told me she was giving up sex for lent. Not only do I now have a vision of my grandma having sex, I am reminded that she is having more sex than me. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/09/2023 13:00 - United Kingdom

Today, my 80 year-old grandad is having more sex in his retirement home than I am as a married man. And by that I mean his care staff had to call me to say they found him having sex. That’s once this year, whereas I’ve not had sex with my wife in three years. I can’t afford to divorce her. FML

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By gerontofuck - 15/04/2014 21:55 - Canada - Red Deer

Today, I realized that the only woman who shows any sexual interest in me at all is my 70-year-old neighbor. FML

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Today, I saw my neighbors having sex. They’re not great looking and bang like pornstars. FML

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TMI dude, TMI

By Lockie - 28/04/2009 09:44 - Australia

Today, while at work in a subscription TV call center, a 71 year-old male customer went into explicit detail about the "adults only" programming that he enjoys, including all the kinky things he learns from said programming, and tries out on his 70 year-old wife. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/11/2019 18:00

Today, I had to sleep in the same room as my grandparents. They checked to see if I was asleep, so I pretended to be to avoid getting scolded for staying up. Turns out they were checking so that they could make love. I witnessed two 70-year-olds have sex in the bed next to me for 20 minutes. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/07/2025 11:00 - United Kingdom

Today, I found out my parents still enjoy sex in their 60s, whereas my wife put an end to our sex life because she was tired of faking her orgasms. I had no idea she was faking, I thought our sex life was good, if she’d have told me I’d have done something about it. FML

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By scarred - 17/09/2018 15:30

Today, I saw a naked woman for the first time. Too bad it was my 73-year-old grandmother, who was doing gymnastics in the nude. I can’t unsee this. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/10/2020 02:01

Today, I walked in on my parents, who are in their late 50s, having sex. That's not the worst part, it's understandable; we all have needs. However, I walked in on them doing it on my bed. FML

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TMI

By Ceej - 28/10/2012 04:06 - United States - Grand Haven

Today, my husband and I were told by our elderly neighbors that they can hear us having sex a lot. To top it off, the elderly man said while patting his wife's arm with a smile, "Carol used to make noises like that too, back in the day." FML

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Thursday 19 March 2009 16:05

What the hell class are you taking?

McZeal 0

Thursday 19 March 2009 16:12

at least you're not having sex with blind senior citizens

Comments

schlifeyhyphy 0

Friday 10 April 2009 8:34

its probably a gerontology class.. i think i actually watched this video today.. it was all about mature adults (older persons) and their sex lives. Kind of an awkward lecture

Redweezl 0

Saturday 18 April 2009 14:35

man... c'mon. fix your problem...? (you sex < 65+ sex...)

TheMusician260 0

Monday 18 May 2009 1:31

This had to be part of a teen abstinence campaign...

FLAWLESDIVERSITY 0

Thursday 28 May 2009 5:26

man when read that fml i felt bad for the blind people...

blue_angel 0

Sunday 26 July 2009 9:26

Well at that age, you have nothing to lose. Old women can't get pregnant...so yeah. This is quite an awkward post...

dreamer13 0

Tuesday 9 February 2010 2:44

I agree w/ 1! WTF that's crazy!

deannamarie12 0

Thursday 13 May 2010 5:12

Haha, ouch. That would suck thinking about that when you do have sex, and you start thinking how old people are getting tons of action. Total Mood-Killer.. :|