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By Anonymous - 31/07/2025 11:00 - United Kingdom

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Today, I found out my parents still enjoy sex in their 60s, whereas my wife put an end to our sex life because she was tired of faking her orgasms. I had no idea she was faking, I thought our sex life was good, if she’d have told me I’d have done something about it. FML

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By hnickell93 - 10/12/2012 18:37 - United States - Visalia

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Today, I realized that sex with my husband has gotten so boring that I'd rather fake an orgasm than let him continue. FML

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Actor's Studio

By biggieT - 14/06/2012 02:21 - Sri Lanka - Colombo

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Today, I was having sex with my wife, when she fell asleep. She then woke up and started moaning, clearly faking an orgasm. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/09/2011 10:39 - Australia

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Today, I realized just how much my bad sex life has started affecting me, when after not being able to climax from masturbating, I instinctively faked an orgasm. FML

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By wtf - 20/06/2011 07:43 - Canada

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Today, I found out my wife isn't cheating. She says she's just getting older and sex isn't important anymore. She's 27. FML

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By sosadbuttrue - 14/01/2012 13:15 - Switzerland

Spicy

Today, the quality of my sex life reached a new low. I faked my orgasm. And so did he. FML

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You deserved it 27 994

Who's been a naughty girl?

By one cock too many - 04/08/2020 05:02

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Today, I found out I’m the guy whose wife made adult films in college. Although embarrassed, I thought I may be able to get past it. Except for the fact that we dated in college, and she insisted we wait until after we were married to have sex. FML

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Dead bed

By ohyey - 29/01/2011 01:50 - Norway

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Today, I discovered that my wife isn't cheating on me after all, as I'd feared. We just don't have sex anymore. FML

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Alexa, play "Boredom" by Buzzcocks

By Anonymous - 24/12/2021 05:01

Spicy

Today, I had to have the awkward conversation with my wife of 20-plus years that the reason I’ve lost interest in sex is because our sex life has been mind numbingly boring for at least 15 of those years, always the same positions, never wanting to try anything new, just so boring. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/06/2014 19:22 - United Kingdom

Spicy

Today, I found out that my wife has had more sex in the last two months than I have in our last year of marriage. FML

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You deserved it 6 393

Simple plan

By Crish - 22/11/2020 05:05 - Italy

Spicy

Today, I was patiently explaining to my boyfriend what I liked in bed, after several weeks of unsatisfactory sex. He snapped at me and said, "80% of women fake their orgasms. Why can't you?" FML

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Charlie Given 26

Thursday 31 July 2025 17:32

Time for therapy or a new wife?

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Charlie Given 26

Thursday 31 July 2025 17:32

Time for therapy or a new wife?

core01 30

Friday 1 August 2025 4:15

Wow. How are you not embarrassed by admitting this? Too self-absorbed to make sex pleasurable for your wife. Ouch.

GoogieWithers 23

Saturday 2 August 2025 2:31

Were you actually listening when she told you? Has she mentioned anything before this? I have a feeling that you will both have different answers.

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