By Anonymous - 18/02/2012 12:16 - United States

Spicy
Today, I realized that my fiancé only touches me when he wants to have sex. Any other contact is purely accidental. FML
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LeapOfFaith 8

Break up with him and say it was purely accidental.

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thecovert 7

?:-/ Where exactly is the FML?? Sounds like you need to start to like yourself, he's obviously loving life himself. This should be "I s@ck at relationships but I'm good at whining about them."

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asktherunes 4

Tell him not to let the door hit him on the ass on his way out. Things will not get better, only worse if you marry him

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aprilleann25 0

Kick his ass to the curb

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MigraineurOfLife 15

Surprised he doesn't also grab you by the hair & drag you to his cave. "Me caveman... Mnmmmmm"

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kjg1992 0

At least yours wants sex. Mine gets mad at me for wanting it. I'm 19 and lucky if I get it every other week.

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Dracoboxer357 35

Ouch, you have my condolences. :( Being someone who prefers daily.....release....I feel your pain. :p (Sorry, tmi? Okay then.)

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kay2810 9

You're not married yet! Back out while you can!

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skijeni 0

no shit bitch! why else would he want to touch someone who complains so much...

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CDeCam 9

That moment when a grammar correction gets more thumbs up than the actual comment

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