By Anonymous - 18/02/2012 12:16 - United States

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Today, I realized that my fiancé only touches me when he wants to have sex. Any other contact is purely accidental. FML
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LeapOfFaith 8

Break up with him and say it was purely accidental.

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perdix 29

When you get married everything will get better. All you have to do is tell him how and when to touch you, and he will immediately do it. Men love to change, especially when ordered to do so by their wives. If you put on about 40 lbs and stop wearing make-up, he'll be even more eager to please you.

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MrsUresti 8

Wtf???? So wrong in my opinion

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MrsUresti 8

If his like that now he will never change once their married. She should get out now if she's not happy!!!!

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perdix 29

You totally missed my sarcasm! Good thing you are hot -- it's hard to go through life ugly AND stupid.

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MrsUresti 8

Hahahahaha hahahahaha oppsss i totally got it afterwards but I have no idea how to erase the comment from my dam iPod. I apologize :))

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perdix 29

It's OK, and I should apologize. I was too harsh on you. Please forgive me. ^This is sincere, not sarcasm. :D

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MrsUresti 8

Apology accepted :))

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Jennielee 6

Oh that was hilarious. I especially enjoyed you noting that you were not being sarcastic the second time since she obviously can not detect the blatant sarcasm in the first post.

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massagenist 0

I would hate to be an ugly girl. u gotta go thru the monthly girl issues and gotta deal with being ugly. And if your stupid it makes life hard. Me thinks.

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wvgirl1 4

Ya mine did that and we got married now a days I'm a piece of ass to him and it's going down hill quick. I'd have a chat with ur other and see if u can work at something. Maybe there just shy like that. Keep ur head up

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NateSkye 3

Accidentally slap him when he wants a piece of the cookie?

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kristidgranger 3

Well you better make sure that's something your going to either be happy with the rest of your life or except. If its like that now it will continue to be that way after marriage.

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NoxiousNorwegian 5

Heh.... Mines completely opposite. So sad.

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Greendaycheese 12

Punch him. It would be purely accidental. :)

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mrssuarez2011 12

That's not normal, please please rethink your engagement, and go find a real man.

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Devor 5

That suks, touch him and touch him hard!

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