Miscellaneous: Today, I'm a 25-year-old married woman and I'm currently living...

By grounded. - 02/03/2010 06:46 - United States

Today, I'm a 25-year-old married woman and I'm currently living with my grandfather to take care of him. Today, he grounded me. FML

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You deserved it 4 088

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By jaci - 24/07/2016 15:27 - United States - Jacksonville

Today, I went downstairs to get a drink and overheard my grandparents talking about me. They spent a good 15 minutes double-team attacking me for my failings as a human being, mainly me not being married with children yet. I'm barely 20. FML

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You deserved it 1 147

By full of losses - 29/07/2018 13:00 - United States

Today, the day after my grandfather's funeral, my grandmother informed me I have 30 days to move out. I've been living with them for four years, helping take care of my sick grandfather. She's already changed the locks and won't unlock the door. FML

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You deserved it 446

By invasive species - 07/11/2016 15:08

Today, my step-mom tried to ground me. I met her just yesterday, when she moved in. FML

I agree, your life sucks 12 755

You deserved it 754

Nice try, Mom

By Anonymous - 29/06/2025 02:00

Today, my mom lost an argument and tried to ground me. I’m 43 years-old and own my own house, so yes, she actually tried to tell me to stay grounded in my own house. FML

I agree, your life sucks 474

You deserved it 70

By blue15564 - 26/09/2016 21:52 - United States - Davenport

Today, my dad grounded me for not having any friends. FML

I agree, your life sucks 11 408

You deserved it 1 157

By why?! - 10/09/2011 01:57 - United States

Today, my mom baked cupcakes for my visiting grandparents. Later, I saw my grandpa chowing down on them. Even later, my mom demanded to know why there were a dozen cupcake wrappers on my bed. I've essentially been framed by my own grandpa, and am now grounded for a month. FML

I agree, your life sucks 36 262

You deserved it 2 869

By phonesmuggler - 18/04/2013 19:30 - United States

Today, I briefly left my laptop while I went to use the toilet. When I came back, I found "I" had posted on Facebook, calling my mom a "stupid cunt who should just stay in the kitchen." The only other person home at the time was my grandpa. She didn't believe it, and permanently grounded me. FML

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You deserved it 5 824

By Anonymous - 16/06/2017 06:00 - United States - North Olmsted

Today, my mom tried to ground me. In the apartment that I own. Because I didn't eat enough of the dinner that I'd made. FML

I agree, your life sucks 4 834

You deserved it 393

By Giraafe - 09/05/2016 17:53 - Canada - Richmond Hill

Today, I got grounded because I didn't send my aunt a Mother's Day present. Not only is she not married she doesn't have kids. FML

I agree, your life sucks 15 175

You deserved it 1 244

How very dare you?

By 1357katie - 19/09/2009 04:22 - Canada

Today, I told my mom about the couple of times that I'd skipped classes during high school. She got really mad and grounded me for a month. That would usually be normal except for the fact that I'm 27 and live in my own apartment. FML

I agree, your life sucks 39 749

You deserved it 6 297

LilaBear 1

Tuesday 2 March 2010 12:22

haha. Ignore him. I would. I love my grandfather but if I was living with him to take care of him, there's no way I'd pay attention to him if he tried to ground me :P I'd be like "do you want me to move out? No? I didn't think so."

tokyohenjin 5

Tuesday 2 March 2010 12:17

So whadja do?

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Schiffy 18

Tuesday 9 March 2010 3:14

the creators of this site have got to get rid of the word "today" at the beginnibg of each post

jake316 0

Wednesday 2 June 2010 20:34

bullshit. tell your grandfather to get off your back

madyeti 0

Thursday 3 June 2010 22:42

He is not the boss of you!

lifes_a_b1tch 7

Tuesday 10 August 2010 19:54

Pain in the ass, but it will make a nice memory to laugh about when he's gone.

Evii_fml 5

Friday 29 October 2010 4:23

Sounds like you've been a bad girl! XP

monicaaimee 0

Saturday 5 February 2011 8:03

haha that's so cute. xD ...did you listen to him?

SarahStarzz 0

Thursday 24 February 2011 7:05

haha omg that killed me next time u ground him.

girlychic 0

Tuesday 19 April 2011 5:23

for the love of god wat did u do?

loserof2k11 0

Monday 15 August 2011 20:15

you've been naughty!

HEYpumpkin83 0

Tuesday 25 October 2011 0:24

HAHAHAHA i dont even get grounded.im 13

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Same thing different taste

Nice try, Mom

How very dare you?

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