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By grounded. - 02/03/2010 06:46 - United States

Today, I'm a 25-year-old married woman and I'm currently living with my grandfather to take care of him. Today, he grounded me. FML

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By jaci - 24/07/2016 15:27 - United States - Jacksonville

Today, I went downstairs to get a drink and overheard my grandparents talking about me. They spent a good 15 minutes double-team attacking me for my failings as a human being, mainly me not being married with children yet. I'm barely 20. FML

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By full of losses - 29/07/2018 13:00 - United States

Today, the day after my grandfather's funeral, my grandmother informed me I have 30 days to move out. I've been living with them for four years, helping take care of my sick grandfather. She's already changed the locks and won't unlock the door. FML

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By invasive species - 07/11/2016 15:08

Today, my step-mom tried to ground me. I met her just yesterday, when she moved in. FML

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Nice try, Mom

By Anonymous - 29/06/2025 02:00

Today, my mom lost an argument and tried to ground me. I’m 43 years-old and own my own house, so yes, she actually tried to tell me to stay grounded in my own house. FML

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By blue15564 - 26/09/2016 21:52 - United States - Davenport

Today, my dad grounded me for not having any friends. FML

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By why?! - 10/09/2011 01:57 - United States

Today, my mom baked cupcakes for my visiting grandparents. Later, I saw my grandpa chowing down on them. Even later, my mom demanded to know why there were a dozen cupcake wrappers on my bed. I've essentially been framed by my own grandpa, and am now grounded for a month. FML

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By phonesmuggler - 18/04/2013 19:30 - United States

Today, I briefly left my laptop while I went to use the toilet. When I came back, I found "I" had posted on Facebook, calling my mom a "stupid cunt who should just stay in the kitchen." The only other person home at the time was my grandpa. She didn't believe it, and permanently grounded me. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/06/2017 06:00 - United States - North Olmsted

Today, my mom tried to ground me. In the apartment that I own. Because I didn't eat enough of the dinner that I'd made. FML

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You deserved it 393

By Giraafe - 09/05/2016 17:53 - Canada - Richmond Hill

Today, I got grounded because I didn't send my aunt a Mother's Day present. Not only is she not married she doesn't have kids. FML

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How very dare you?

By 1357katie - 19/09/2009 04:22 - Canada

Today, I told my mom about the couple of times that I'd skipped classes during high school. She got really mad and grounded me for a month. That would usually be normal except for the fact that I'm 27 and live in my own apartment. FML

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LilaBear 1

Tuesday 2 March 2010 12:22

haha. Ignore him. I would. I love my grandfather but if I was living with him to take care of him, there's no way I'd pay attention to him if he tried to ground me :P I'd be like "do you want me to move out? No? I didn't think so."

tokyohenjin 5

Tuesday 2 March 2010 12:17

So whadja do?

Comments

containsnosoy 0

Tuesday 2 March 2010 20:27

The real reason you moved in so he could take care of you, wasn't it? You're an idiot if you play along and be grounded.

napero 0

Tuesday 2 March 2010 21:57

There must have been a reason for it, YDI

jayke518 0

Tuesday 2 March 2010 21:57

did he punish you the right way? lmao

bobman555 0

Tuesday 2 March 2010 22:03

Dont disobey ur grandparent there your like your parents but they are your parents parents

jjhtown 0

Tuesday 2 March 2010 23:36

32 is hot

ScaryyMary 14

Tuesday 2 March 2010 23:39

Should have phrased it "Today, my grandfather grounded me. I'm a 25 year old married woman living with him to take care of him. FML Unless your birthday/wedding was today and yesterday you were a 24 year old/unmarried woman. Or you got a sex change and were in fact a man, as #111 stated.

ILoveMyLifeSoMuc 0

Tuesday 2 March 2010 23:42

what u were being dirty?

pinayxine 0

Tuesday 2 March 2010 23:53

I'd just laugh at him or stick him in an old folks him. I hope u didn't actually let him ground u

orangesodaftw 0

Wednesday 3 March 2010 0:04

To the OP- And you laughed in his face and told him that you could do whatever you wanted, right?

Tahsis 4

Wednesday 3 March 2010 0:25

So leave... And the phrasing of the need "Today," is awful; it reads like you're only 25 for the day, and you're also only caring for him this one day. You fail hard.