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By FML - 13/02/2016 02:35 - United States - Mobile

Today, I had to take a coworker aside and awkwardly let him know he had a dried cum stain down the back of his shirt. FML

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Joe36_fml 17

Sunday 14 February 2016 0:16

"A coworker informed me that I had a cum stain on my shirt. I don't know how long it's been there or how it got there. FML"

XxDanno316xX 27

Sunday 14 February 2016 0:14

Kudos to you for discretely helping a guy out to avoid further embarrassment.

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FSGInsainity 15

Sunday 14 February 2016 14:25

If you had problems with it, then you shouldn't have cum on his shirt.

pasupathymuthu 16

Sunday 14 February 2016 15:50

How were you so sure that it was cum stain?

exoticwaved 9

Sunday 14 February 2016 17:24

How'd you know it was a cum stain? Hmmmmmmmmm.

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