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By FML - 13/02/2016 02:35 - United States - Mobile

Today, I had to take a coworker aside and awkwardly let him know he had a dried cum stain down the back of his shirt. FML
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Joe36_fml 17

"A coworker informed me that I had a cum stain on my shirt. I don't know how long it's been there or how it got there. FML"

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XxDanno316xX 27

Kudos to you for discretely helping a guy out to avoid further embarrassment.

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Comments

cheshireau 26

How did you know it was cum though?

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soxrule 3

Male snail trails are unmistakable...

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DespicableDez 7

Did you taste it to determine that's what it was?

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thaqueen_fml 15

Here's my question: how the **** did you know it was a cum stain?

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edmunson 22

I REALLY don't want to know the "back-story" to this...

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atomicxsarah 17

Why couldn't you have just said he had a stain on his shirt. wouldn't have been as awkward then.

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freddygasman 18

My only question is...............Did he get the promotion? Sorry everyone, I couldn't resist.

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RedPillSucks 31

The boss told him to... Cum back later... haha, what, anyone?

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Widow327 3

Just curious... How did you know exactly what type of stain it was?

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sk8erd 15

this is more of an FML for your coworker. You just saved him a lot of embarassment. hope he got a new tshirt atleast.

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