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By Justme - 20/02/2011 12:23 - United States

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Today, I had surgery on my "girl parts" and can't have sex for six weeks. My boyfriend sees no need to spend any time with me until I heal up. FML

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Today, I was rushed to the emergency room in crippling pain, thanks to a very dangerous cluster of cysts on my ovaries that could rupture at any time. My boyfriend took this news as my way of denying him sex and broke up with me for "going to obscene lengths" to emasculate him. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/02/2018 19:00

Today, my best friend of 12 years traveled cross country to help me recover from major surgery. I've been sitting in the hospital by myself while she has sex in my empty apartment with some guy she met. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/07/2022 16:00

Today, I just had knee surgery which has put me on crutches for 6 weeks. I fell on my ass after washing my hands after using the bathroom. Ashamed, my boyfriend and father had to pick me up. I destroyed the towel rack, ripping it of the wall. All this pain is now potentially for nothing. It's day 4 post operation. FML

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MrDanimal 0

Sunday 20 February 2011 19:14

As soon as you heal up, injure his man parts. I think that's only fair. Then ignore him for six weeks.

rachii 0

Sunday 20 February 2011 19:12

Sucks to be you. Oh well, find someone who doesn't just want you for sex.

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ScrabbleBabe2010 0

Sunday 20 February 2011 20:20

Immature boy there. Run! Find a real man. This is not a longterm guy.

melibear89 7

Sunday 20 February 2011 20:21

what an ass! what of boyfriend doesn't take care his girlfriend? I'd find a new guy who cares more than just sex.

Nakolover13 0

Sunday 20 February 2011 20:21

Well HES clearly in it for sex ..dump his ass.

HomeAl0ne 20

Sunday 20 February 2011 20:22

Six weeks seems a lot! I asked our obstetrician when my wife would be able to resume having sex after the birth of our baby and he replied that a gentleman usually waits until the anesthetic wears off.

TaTaTanyaHo 5

Sunday 20 February 2011 21:07

I don't think thats right

sourgirl101 28

Sunday 20 February 2011 21:16

OMG, this comment had me rolling in laughter!(: I know an OB that told me that countless men always ask if he could put a few extra stitches in, to tighten up their wives.

styphon 5

Sunday 20 February 2011 22:13

thank you for that

ChiFan96 3

Sunday 20 February 2011 20:23

lol you should offer him a BJ

MsSoulReaper 27

Sunday 20 February 2011 20:24

He's such a child. This is god telling you to move on and get a real man.

Nades 0

Sunday 20 February 2011 20:35

well it's obvious he doesn't love you or it's time for a personality adjustment as he finds nothing else good about you? anyways doomed relationship. he'll just bail when the baby is born.

Positive17 0

Sunday 20 February 2011 20:41

Just out of curiosity,was the surgery necessary or selective?

cupcakemonster10_fml 0

Sunday 20 February 2011 20:42

well at least you know why he's going out with you......

Persephone1001 3

Sunday 20 February 2011 20:42

Tell him you see no need to spend time with him until he grows up? I suspect you'll heal up first.

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