Animals: Today, I had agreed to watch my Mum's dog while she was away... - FML

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By Anonymous - 25/11/2016 07:33 - United Kingdom - Glasgow

Today, I had agreed to watch my Mum's dog while she was away in Paris. The same dog who has woken me and my partner up with his whining after only 7 hours of sleep. My mum hasn't even left yet, she's still asleep... in MY bed. FML

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Koatai 20

Friday 25 November 2016 16:53

After ONLY 7 hours of sleep? Must be nice to get that much. FYL because the dog is whining, but the amount of sleep is more than most parents get every night .

Unlucky1232 20

Friday 25 November 2016 18:22

7 hours? OP as a high school student i can say that's my average. Seriously I'm getting 7 out of the recommended 10 hours so 35/50 a school week... count your blessings right now.

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CRC_101 31

Tuesday 29 November 2016 1:32

Only 7 hours? Oh, no! How will you ever survive? I'm don't even have children, and that sounds silly.

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