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By Anonymous - 25/11/2016 07:33 - United Kingdom - Glasgow

Today, I had agreed to watch my Mum's dog while she was away in Paris. The same dog who has woken me and my partner up with his whining after only 7 hours of sleep. My mum hasn't even left yet, she's still asleep... in MY bed. FML
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Koatai 20

After ONLY 7 hours of sleep? Must be nice to get that much. FYL because the dog is whining, but the amount of sleep is more than most parents get every night .

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Unlucky1232 20

7 hours? OP as a high school student i can say that's my average. Seriously I'm getting 7 out of the recommended 10 hours so 35/50 a school week... count your blessings right now.

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Koatai 20

After ONLY 7 hours of sleep? Must be nice to get that much. FYL because the dog is whining, but the amount of sleep is more than most parents get every night .

54 1
cek727 16

Thank you!!! I've haven't known what 7 consecutive hours of sleep feel like since before I had my child. That last stage of pregnancy makes it nearly impossible to sleep longer than 3 hours. If I had a shot at 7 whole hours I'd probably be willing to kill to get it.

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Unlucky1232 20

7 hours? OP as a high school student i can say that's my average. Seriously I'm getting 7 out of the recommended 10 hours so 35/50 a school week... count your blessings right now.

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_Adog2645 24

7 hours for your average? I'm in high school and get at most 6 hours.

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Unlucky1232 20

really both of our cases are just evidence that the modern time for school is bad fot our health. We don't want to stay up until 11pm it's just what our biological clock makes us do

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cats4lyfe 25

How much ****** sleep do you need? 7 hours isn't enough?

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gamerlaura 13

Wait until you and your partner have a baby, you'd be lucky to get 4 hours lol

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MrsHumanFrog 19

Only 7 hours..... wow. I miss getting that much sleep!

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idkwhyxD 5

this made me salty.. I'm a mom to an 8 month old.. I've gotten maybe 8 hours of sleep in 3 days.. and he's already awake at 5:42.. I'm a single mom.. at least you have help.. but come on.. it's a dog..

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4everBroken 13

You can't survive on 7 hours?? I only get like 5-6 hours...

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pamann 6

Insomniac here. I haven't slept 7 hours straight in a good year or more, be thankful that you get that much sleep OP.

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great_nate 26

Aww, only SEVEN hours of sleep. What a disaster. BOO-FRICKETY-HOO!!!

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shortcake563 21

7 hrs of sleep and ur complaining I just did 7.5 hours of sleep in 55 hours cause my 2 and 3 year olds have their sleep schedule messed up must be rough to get a full 7 hours a night

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