By KristaAaronn - 27/08/2014 12:24 - United States - Johnson City

Today, I got my wisdom teeth removed. All I can remember is crying to my mom because I thought spoons were taking over the world. FML
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KristaAaronn 25

OP here! I also told her that they reason they made sporks was because they wanted to completely rid the world of forks

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rhysfucker 24

They are taking over. You weren't supposed to tell.

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stillalive33 14

A friend of mine swore there was a dragon outside the window. People on anesthetic are hilarious.

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Bman54 19

Man, I wish I was this loopy when I got my wisdom teeth removed earlier this year.

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aleximo 18

American pain killers.. I've always wondered what they're like

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RedPillSucks 31

(star wars emperor voice) Only too late do they learn the truth. (yoda voice) Begun, the spoon wars have

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RedPillSucks 31

may the fork be with you.

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some_duck 11

"only looking at comments for funny stories"

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slipstreak 10

Bow down to the forks! All spoons shall be eradicated!

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annarcheer 19

my friend got hers removed and her face swelled lol.

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ihatedouchbags 17

That just made my day! Hope u feel ok though.

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Shadow1290 4

I got mine out and my face swelled up so bad. The only thing i remember is something about my doc. Later, my mom told me that i called him handsome and asked him out. I was 19 he's in his late 40s. I was so embarrassed!

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