By KristaAaronn - 27/08/2014 12:24 - United States - Johnson City

Today, I got my wisdom teeth removed. All I can remember is crying to my mom because I thought spoons were taking over the world. FML
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OP here! I also told her that they reason they made sporks was because they wanted to completely rid the world of forks

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They are taking over. You weren't supposed to tell.

A friend of mine swore there was a dragon outside the window. People on anesthetic are hilarious.

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Wait till you get the freaky painkiller induced dreams. Spoons taking over the world will seem mild by comparison.

I never knew the anesthetic was that powerful, haha.

I saw a video about a guy who went crazy after they went to a dentist. Is your name jack?!http://youtu.be/pdA_T9UMKlg

Funny, but i don't see how this is a FML. Some people get loopy on the drugs. Yay you?

There was a Doctor Who episode about people who had spoon heads. Sure you hadn't been watching any episodes before hand? It's quite a cool episode, Doctor Who rides a motorbike up the Shard.

At least it wasn't filmed and put on the internet like the girl who thought she was a wizard who attended Hogwarts, then wanted to attack her evil dentist with her Light Saber for drugging her. Don't worry about it - almost everyone thinks of weird shit after getting wisdom teeth removed.

LarissaT18 18

When I got mine removed, I thought the ceiling fans were getting a divorce.

My best friend's husband had to have his removed. He was convinced there was a raccoon in the fridge.

samfaithcross 9

I did some crazy shit after having my wisdom teeth removed ?