By KristaAaronn - 27/08/2014 12:24 - United States - Johnson City

Today, I got my wisdom teeth removed. All I can remember is crying to my mom because I thought spoons were taking over the world. FML
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KristaAaronn 25

OP here! I also told her that they reason they made sporks was because they wanted to completely rid the world of forks

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rhysfucker 24

They are taking over. You weren't supposed to tell.

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stillalive33 14

A friend of mine swore there was a dragon outside the window. People on anesthetic are hilarious.

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eggfriend22 4

When I woke up from my wisdom teeth extraction, I had to pee quite badly. I repeatedly told the nurse with a mouth full of cotton, "I need a bedpan!"

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ModernZelda 19

Please tell us she caught this all on camera.

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Rose_1893 9

When I got mine removed I started crying because I was trying to ask my mom how we were getting home and the nurse kept telling me to be quiet.

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goreajek 13

When i had all 4 of my wisdom teeth pulled out they just numbed the area. :s and then the pain killers were aspirin :l wisom teeth getting pulled isn't that painful. The dull stinging after is annoying but that's it. :l

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blackonblight 32

You're lucky, I bet they didn't have to break yours into pieces to get them out, and my guess is they weren't halfway under other molars or coming in sideways. Wisdom teeth can be hellish, especially if your mouth is way too small for them.

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kylebrownx 7

When I had mine removed I thought that the show "How I Met Your Mother" was real and all the characters were my friends. I kept wondering where they were and loudly humming the theme song. It was so bazarre!!

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