insomnitude - 05/03/2011 06:55 - United States

Today, I got mugged by a midget. FML
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krushr 3

So would you say you're short on cash now?

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perdix 29

Did he point the gun at you and say, "Stick 'em down?"

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jimbob13 0

I wish that happend to me it'd be AWESOME !!!!!

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shanemc1991 0

you deserve it for getting mugged by an effing midget!

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mustardcat 1

maybe he needed money for mcd happy meal

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xavier1623 4

Damn it. That was a low blow. I hope the midget will rise above it.

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riley322 0

Put yo cash on the ground, cash on the ground. Lookin' like a fool wit yo cash on the ground.

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