insomnitude - 05/03/2011 06:55 - United States

Today, I got mugged by a midget. FML
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krushr 3

So would you say you're short on cash now?

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perdix 29

Did he point the gun at you and say, "Stick 'em down?"

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I_R_Genius 3

Brings a whole new meaning to the saying "getting the short end of the stick."

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AmericanRedcoat 6

that's so lame it's funny. ^_^

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EvilSpirt 5

I think the real story is OP went to a carnival because they have midgets and they rip you off...

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lovecraft93 0

to the people with the "they're called little people comments" little people is more offensive and condescending to those who are vertically challenged. Plus, the disease is known as "primordial dwarfism" so dwarf would be the more politically correct. Seriously, would you like to be called a little person?

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jessthebest3 0

I would prefer being called little person... since I am one...

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jessthebest3 0

Oh and, while you think you know everything, primordial is only ONE type. There are many different types... dumbass

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rynoguy 0

I think if I had to be mugged I would want a midget to do it

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babyale760 0

don't call them midgets. they're teeny people. :)

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headbanger08 0

did he have a step ladder with him?

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comedychick 1

lol! that reminded me so much of little man

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jordanprodigy023 0

You couldve just threw him/her

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OldMrFranklin 0

I thought oompa loompas were nice¿

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